Not So Bored Now
While reading Fark.com this morning, I came across a rather amusing article.
Apparently, July 30th is National Foreplay Day, followed by National Orgasm Day on the 31st.. Why isn't this an international holiday? Why don't I get the time off work! We have days off for wars, let's have a day off for love so I can spend it with my face buried in the buttocks of the one I love!
What amused me most was the "Top Ten" tips posted by a gal named Jordan, who being a Page 3 girl (nsfw), apparently gives her an expert's insight to foreplay.
One of her "tips" was this: "4. Think cow in a field, not bull in a china shop - gently does it "
Ok, I think cow in the field and you now what I'm picturing? A cow chewing her cud.
Oh baby, now THAT'S some serious foreplay.