No really. While I might hate the job, and am beginning to hate the industry, where else could I get stupid IM's?
Shad0018 (4:11:52 PM): hi Shad (4:12:28 PM): who's this? Shad0018 (4:13:01 PM): this is shad0018 Shad0018 (4:13:06 PM): asl Shad (4:14:03 PM): why'd you steal my name? Shad0018 (4:14:33 PM): this is my real name Shad (4:15:06 PM): Ah, so you stole my real name, to use as your real name? Shad0018 (4:15:43 PM): so shad is your name Shad (4:16:02 PM): well of course Shad0018 (4:16:17 PM): did u know Bow wow name is shad 2 Shad (4:16:48 PM): who's bow wow? Shad0018 (4:17:01 PM): the singer Shad (4:17:08 PM): There's a singer called bow wow? Shad (4:17:12 PM): he must not be very good Shad (4:17:16 PM): not with a name like bow wow Shad0018 (4:17:16 PM): ya Shad0018 (4:17:49 PM): no his real name is shad and his singing name is bow wow Shad (4:18:19 PM): Gosh, with a singing name like bow wow, I can't imagine he'd get many fans. And that's a dog-gone shame. Get it? Dog-gone? I'm such a riot... Shad0018 (4:18:42 PM): ya Shad0018 (4:19:26 PM): how old are u Shad (4:19:41 PM): Well, if he practices a lot, I bet he gets good. After all, every dog has his day...ha! There's another one... Shad (4:19:46 PM): I kill me, I really do.... Shad0018 (4:20:02 PM): how old are you Shad (4:20:30 PM): Dog gone it, why do you keep asking my age? Shad (4:20:47 PM): wait wait....got another... "S'up DOG, what it be?" Shad (4:20:50 PM): hahahaa Shad0018 (4:21:28 PM): what Shad0018 (4:21:45 PM): u dont know your own age Shad (4:23:32 PM): wait...in dog years I'd be 231~ Shad (4:23:39 PM): wow...that's ooollllddd.... Shad0018 (4:24:21 PM): what ever Shad0018 (4:24:38 PM): now this mail has bow wow in it Shad (4:24:50 PM): what mail has bow wow? Shad0018 (4:25:17 PM): the mail i just sent Shad0018 (4:25:42 PM): a what country u from if u don't know bow wow Shad (4:26:02 PM): Is he aware that a) his hat is on crooked and that b) he's not a dog? Shad0018 (4:26:23 PM): yes he is Shad0018 (4:27:17 PM): g2g Shad (4:27:20 PM): Well, as long as he's aware Shad0018 (4:27:24 PM): bye Shad (4:27:29 PM): Lucky dog, wearing a cool hat like that Shad (4:27:43 PM): get it? Lucky dog? Shad (4:27:47 PM): I so make myself laugh!
When I become rich and famous, I'm going to attribute all my success to the hoards that IM me. They bring out the best in me...
Shadow205 (7:54:27 PM): who r u? Shadow205 (7:54:45 PM): i mean u r on my buddy list but i dunno who u r Shad (7:54:48 PM): Doesn't the Shadow know? Shad (7:54:54 PM): The Shadow ALWAYS knows... Shadow205 (7:54:59 PM): no Shad (7:55:14 PM): As for why I'm on your buddy list, well, I didn't put myself there... Shadow205 (7:55:43 PM): well who r u?? Shad (7:55:55 PM): No one you know... Shadow205 (7:56:34 PM): well do yuo know who i am? Shad (7:56:43 PM): Nope Shadow205 (7:57:40 PM): o ok a/s/l? Shad (7:58:04 PM): 73/only with viagra/Folsum Prison Shadow205 (7:58:18 PM): lol o really now Shadow205 (8:05:51 PM): got a pic? Shad (8:06:38 PM): just my mug shot, but they won't let me put that online Shadow205 (8:06:46 PM): y? Shad (8:07:47 PM): Well, 'cause I'm in prison and they figure if I let someone know what I look like, that person might come and try to break me out 'cause I'm sooooo good lookin'.... Shadow205 (8:08:41 PM): what do you look like then? Shadow205 (8:10:52 PM): ?? Shad (8:10:59 PM): Let's see...about 6'6", weigh about 320, black hair in a crew cut, black goatee...and I wear a size 42DD bra Shadow205 (8:11:15 PM): umm gross Shadow205 (8:11:24 PM): got and cute inmate friends? Shad (8:11:24 PM): Woo, that makes me hot just thinking about it Shad (8:11:40 PM): When you look like I do, ALL the inmates are your friends Shad (8:11:48 PM): And them's that ain't, they's my bitches Shadow205 (8:11:59 PM): o sure right Shadow205 (8:12:06 PM): what are you in for? Shad (8:12:18 PM): Puppy Pandering Shadow205 (8:12:35 PM): o really... details? Shadow205 (8:13:22 PM): well nevermnind g2g
Damn...and there was such potential for where that was going too...
We had one helluva storm go through our neighborhood last night. Driving down our road, the neighbors were all out sweeping leaves and branches off cars, cutting fallen over trees, generally cleaning up. It literally looked like a tornado went through the place.
We had a neighbor who had a tree not only go down and clip the corner of his house, but took out his car as well. Another neighbor had a tree go into a bedroom of his house.
Here's what's annoying: We have an old, dead oak in our front yard. It needs to come down. Do you think it fell over? Noooo...damn thing is solid. Didn't even lose any branches. Just some leaves blew off and that was it, so it's still going to cost me $400 to have someone take it down. Why couldn't have Mother Nature taken care of it for me??
In other news, I'm on VACATION starting tomorrow!!! Yeah baby! Going to the Big Apple to visit my brother for a nice long weekend, then I'll be kicking back around the house for a few days when I get back. Woohoo! First real vacation I've had in almost 2 years. The last two "vacations" were spent sitting by my dad's hospital bed. So those don't count.
SweetttShorti85 (2:11:58 PM): u said u were 33??? Shad (2:12:24 PM): yes SweetttShorti85 (2:12:38 PM): wow SweetttShorti85 (2:14:51 PM): r u bow wow? Shad (2:17:26 PM): is bow wow 33?? Shad (2:17:29 PM): I think not. Shad (2:17:34 PM): He's...what...15? SweetttShorti85 (2:17:47 PM): dont get an attitude wit me Shad (2:17:58 PM): Haha...oh, that's an attitude?! SweetttShorti85 (2:18:04 PM): i jus asked u a question Shad (2:18:13 PM): Geez, hate to see what you do when I get really sarcastic... Shad (2:18:18 PM): probably kill yourself or something SweetttShorti85 (2:18:48 PM): wow, u act really mature 4 a 33 year old Shad (2:19:19 PM): I do, don't I? Sure breaks up the monotony of the day... Shad (2:20:24 PM): It was more of a surprise gesture than attitude...I thought most people who knew of bow wow would also know he's rather young... SweetttShorti85 (2:20:48 PM): well bow wow's real name iz shad datz y i asked u Shad (2:21:44 PM): I know that...it's why I'm constantly asked if I'm bow wow...as you asked me first how old I was, I was kinda surprised, after telling you that I'm an old fart at 33, that you asked if I was bow wow... SweetttShorti85 (2:22:48 PM): wuteva SweetttShorti85 (2:22:52 PM): bye Shad (2:23:24 PM): Bye!
I've always been oblivious to women's attentions. I never know if they're being friendly, or if the friendly is bordering on flirtatious or what.
Here's an example: When I was a senior back in high school (sounds like the beginning of a bad country song...), I was house-sitting for a friend. One night, my best friend and his girlfriend came over to watch some movies and drink some beer. The girlfriends stepsister came along as well, gorgeous gal, tall n' sexy...
So anyways, we're sitting around, drinking, getting drunk, watching movies. Things high school kids did in my day. After awhile, my friend and his girlfriend start making out on the couch, and the stepsister and I just kept on watching movies. And that was about it.
Now, about 2 days later, the stepsister came over to see me. We sat out on the front porch, just chatting. After awhile she said, "So, I have a question; How come you didn't try to kiss me the other night?"
Feeling a bit awkward, I said "Well, you were drunk, and I'm not the kind of guy that takes advantage of a situation like that..."
She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Well, I'm not drunk now..."
And me, being the idiot that I am, replied, "Well, I know that..."
...and that was it. I didn't do anything. Not a move, not a kiss, not even a suggestive "Oh, and does that mean I can take that kiss without guilt feelings on my part?" (not that anyone would ever say that. I hope.)
That's OK, you can laugh, I can see you trying not to smile.
So anyways, this morning I ran into a woman I hadn't seen in awhile. I gave her a hug when I saw her, and when we broke apart, she said "wow, nice hug!" while squeezing my bicep. Now, is that flirting? Or just a friendly hello?
I know I'm married and all, but it'd be cool if I could think of this as casual flirting, 'cause this woman was waaaay cute, and I need every little bit of self-esteem possible.
Dear bowwow I am your biggest fan I love you,Do you go out with kyla pratt cause people are telling me that , thats what shes saying ,you can't go out wit her til you give me a chance i'm 13 i'm a Cancer born July 1 my brother Curtis is in the Airforce he is 20 my oldest brother Gerald is 22 he is the assistant manager at footaction in Baytown but he bout to get his own store in houston ( he get paid) you should be getting a letter from me soon right back I hope I got the right e-mail address p.s Is that really gonna be you chatting on line at yo sight on monday is that ever you I missed the last one. oh yeah I almost forgot I got a 13 yr old sista to,we're 11months apart she gone turn 14 August 28 . write me back if you not bowwow you best loose this e-mail address fo I sew yo ASS! Oh yeah hook my sista up wit lilromeo
I installed XP Home yesterday. Brought it up to speed with all the proper drivers (Compaq's are a bitch that way. Every little single component needs it's own special driver that they obviously don't supply to Microsoft to include), got it connected to the network, and then went back to my Mac.
Got in this morning, found I can't connect to the net. Why? that wonder msblast worm.
Lovely.
Ah well, at least several other of my team members had gotten it, so it was a simple matter of getting them to copy the fix for me. Took me all of 3 minutes to fix.
While telling me she wants to learn how to ride a bike.
"And I need to wear a helmet for my head, pad for my elbows and a shoulder strap".
"A shoulder strap?", I ask. "Why a shoulder strap?"
"For my precious shoulders" came the reply.
On the way back from Wal-Mart, talking to Cody in the back seat.
"Hey Cody, what are we going to do when we get home? Hey Cody, why do you like that shirt? Cody, do you like that shirt?"
Cody, naturally, gets annoyed and says, "Sarah, you ask too many questions! I'm not going to answer!"
Sarah says "Why aren't you going to answer my questions Cody? I like asking you questions. Aren't you going to answer my questions? Why won't you answer my questions?
After nothing but silence from Cody, she says, "It must be because you're constipated."
I about drove over the curb.
While sitting in Gail's lap Saturday morning. She was singing a song, that Gail didn't quite understand the words to.
"What are you singing about?" Gail asked.
"Hamsters and Germans" Sarah replied.
Gail looked puzzled. Very puzzled. "Hamsters and Germans??"
"Yes," Sarah said, "My friend has a hamster that's a German."
Laughing at Gail's befuddled look, I said "Honey, do you mean gerbil? You have a friend who has a type of hamster that's a gerbil?"
"That's what I said!" said Sarah. Gail about died laughing.
While Gail and I were lying in bed Sunday morning. Gail had her arms up above her head, exposing her armpits. Sarah came in and sat next to her, and noticing Gail's unshaven armpit asked...
"Are these from Daddy's cheek?" she asked while feeling her stubble.
So...I've got this itch, see? And it's in one of those spots that's difficult to get at; up inside the nose. So, I think I have some privacy, and I stick my finger up there and rub it around and get the itch.
Naturally, my boss walks into my pod, sees that I'm knuckle deep, naturally assumes I'm digging for gold, and walks out.