Some Days
When I become rich and famous, I'm going to attribute all my success to the hoards that IM me. They bring out the best in me...
Shadow205 (7:54:27 PM): who r u?
Shadow205 (7:54:45 PM): i mean u r on my buddy list but i dunno who u r
Shad (7:54:48 PM): Doesn't the Shadow know?
Shad (7:54:54 PM): The Shadow ALWAYS knows...
Shadow205 (7:54:59 PM): no
Shad (7:55:14 PM): As for why I'm on your buddy list, well, I didn't put myself there...
Shadow205 (7:55:43 PM): well who r u??
Shad (7:55:55 PM): No one you know...
Shadow205 (7:56:34 PM): well do yuo know who i am?
Shad (7:56:43 PM): Nope
Shadow205 (7:57:40 PM): o ok a/s/l?
Shad (7:58:04 PM): 73/only with viagra/Folsum Prison
Shadow205 (7:58:18 PM): lol o really now
Shadow205 (8:05:51 PM): got a pic?
Shad (8:06:38 PM): just my mug shot, but they won't let me put that online
Shadow205 (8:06:46 PM): y?
Shad (8:07:47 PM): Well, 'cause I'm in prison and they figure if I let someone know what I look like, that person might come and try to break me out 'cause I'm sooooo good lookin'....
Shadow205 (8:08:41 PM): what do you look like then?
Shadow205 (8:10:52 PM): ??
Shad (8:10:59 PM): Let's see...about 6'6", weigh about 320, black hair in a crew cut, black goatee...and I wear a size 42DD bra
Shadow205 (8:11:15 PM): umm gross
Shadow205 (8:11:24 PM): got and cute inmate friends?
Shad (8:11:24 PM): Woo, that makes me hot just thinking about it
Shad (8:11:40 PM): When you look like I do, ALL the inmates are your friends
Shad (8:11:48 PM): And them's that ain't, they's my bitches
Shadow205 (8:11:59 PM): o sure right
Shadow205 (8:12:06 PM): what are you in for?
Shad (8:12:18 PM): Puppy Pandering
Shadow205 (8:12:35 PM): o really... details?
Shadow205 (8:13:22 PM): well nevermnind g2g
Damn...and there was such potential for where that was going too...