Bark, I Say, Bark
Ahh, it's so good to be back to work.
No really. While I might hate the job, and am beginning to hate the industry, where else could I get stupid IM's?
Shad0018 (4:11:52 PM): hi
Shad (4:12:28 PM): who's this?
Shad0018 (4:13:01 PM): this is shad0018
Shad0018 (4:13:06 PM): asl
Shad (4:14:03 PM): why'd you steal my name?
Shad0018 (4:14:33 PM): this is my real name
Shad (4:15:06 PM): Ah, so you stole my real name, to use as your real name?
Shad0018 (4:15:43 PM): so shad is your name
Shad (4:16:02 PM): well of course
Shad0018 (4:16:17 PM): did u know Bow wow name is shad 2
Shad (4:16:48 PM): who's bow wow?
Shad0018 (4:17:01 PM): the singer
Shad (4:17:08 PM): There's a singer called bow wow?
Shad (4:17:12 PM): he must not be very good
Shad (4:17:16 PM): not with a name like bow wow
Shad0018 (4:17:16 PM): ya
Shad0018 (4:17:49 PM): no his real name is shad and his singing name is bow wow
Shad (4:18:19 PM): Gosh, with a singing name like bow wow, I can't imagine he'd get many fans. And that's a dog-gone shame. Get it? Dog-gone? I'm such a riot...
Shad0018 (4:18:42 PM): ya
Shad0018 (4:19:26 PM): how old are u
Shad (4:19:41 PM): Well, if he practices a lot, I bet he gets good. After all, every dog has his day...ha! There's another one...
Shad (4:19:46 PM): I kill me, I really do....
Shad0018 (4:20:02 PM): how old are you
Shad (4:20:30 PM): Dog gone it, why do you keep asking my age?
Shad (4:20:47 PM): wait wait....got another... "S'up DOG, what it be?"
Shad (4:20:50 PM): hahahaa
Shad0018 (4:21:28 PM): what
Shad0018 (4:21:45 PM): u dont know your own age
Shad (4:23:32 PM): wait...in dog years I'd be 231~
Shad (4:23:39 PM): wow...that's ooollllddd....
Shad0018 (4:24:21 PM): what ever
Shad0018 (4:24:38 PM): now this mail has bow wow in it
Shad (4:24:50 PM): what mail has bow wow?
Shad0018 (4:25:17 PM): the mail i just sent
Shad0018 (4:25:42 PM): a what country u from if u don't know bow wow
Shad (4:26:02 PM): Is he aware that a) his hat is on crooked and that b) he's not a dog?
Shad0018 (4:26:23 PM): yes he is
Shad0018 (4:27:17 PM): g2g
Shad (4:27:20 PM): Well, as long as he's aware
Shad0018 (4:27:24 PM): bye
Shad (4:27:29 PM): Lucky dog, wearing a cool hat like that
Shad (4:27:43 PM): get it? Lucky dog?
Shad (4:27:47 PM): I so make myself laugh!
Ah, I amuse myself ;)