Small Amusements
So...I've got this itch, see? And it's in one of those spots that's difficult to get at; up inside the nose. So, I think I have some privacy, and I stick my finger up there and rub it around and get the itch.
Naturally, my boss walks into my pod, sees that I'm knuckle deep, naturally assumes I'm digging for gold, and walks out.
It owned.