Sarah-isms
Literally, from the mouths of babes...
While telling me she wants to learn how to ride a bike.
"And I need to wear a helmet for my head, pad for my elbows and a shoulder strap".
"A shoulder strap?", I ask. "Why a shoulder strap?"
"For my precious shoulders" came the reply.On the way back from Wal-Mart, talking to Cody in the back seat.
"Hey Cody, what are we going to do when we get home? Hey Cody, why do you like that shirt? Cody, do you like that shirt?"
Cody, naturally, gets annoyed and says, "Sarah, you ask too many questions! I'm not going to answer!"
Sarah says "Why aren't you going to answer my questions Cody? I like asking you questions. Aren't you going to answer my questions? Why won't you answer my questions?
After nothing but silence from Cody, she says, "It must be because you're constipated."
I about drove over the curb.While sitting in Gail's lap Saturday morning. She was singing a song, that Gail didn't quite understand the words to.
"What are you singing about?" Gail asked.
"Hamsters and Germans" Sarah replied.
Gail looked puzzled. Very puzzled. "Hamsters and Germans??"
"Yes," Sarah said, "My friend has a hamster that's a German."
Laughing at Gail's befuddled look, I said "Honey, do you mean gerbil? You have a friend who has a type of hamster that's a gerbil?"
"That's what I said!" said Sarah. Gail about died laughing.While Gail and I were lying in bed Sunday morning. Gail had her arms up above her head, exposing her armpits. Sarah came in and sat next to her, and noticing Gail's unshaven armpit asked...
"Are these from Daddy's cheek?" she asked while feeling her stubble.
I tell ya....she sure knows how to make me grin.