Oh Man...
Editor’s Note in 2025: Apparently I wasn’t familiar with satire back in 2003.
I love Metallica. I think they're a kick ass band. I've been to see them many times.
But they're assholes.
METALLICA DEFENDS RIGHTS AGAINST CANADIAN BAND OVER E, F CHORDS (updated link)
Does this mean Danielle Steele can sue other authors for using "Heaving" and "Bosoms" in the same sentence next to each other?