So Pepsi and Apple are doing the iTunes music giveaway again. As I drink Diet Pepsi all the time, it's inevitable that I win a tune or two (I'm actually 3 for 5 right now). So, now I have to go decide on what to download.
And hence my dilemma... so many songs to choose from! I want something fresh and different for me. I'm not even sure what genre I want.
So...any thoughts? What's your favorite? What would you get if you has some caps to use? (No Billy Idol jettdelirium)
I got this from my friend Teri this morning. I thought it was worth passing on.
Hollywood Squares
If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this maybring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now.
Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Enjoy !
Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitain, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"? A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"? A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your handswhile talking? A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Harley riders wear leather? A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other? A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the CampFire Girls? A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh.
Ok, this one's a longer one, as this particular persona keeps IM'ing me...so, I'll hide most of this post behind several different cuts. This started on August 21st, and the latest entry was from last night.
17:18:33 cardinalcheer123: hey 17:18:43 shad: why do you keep IM'ing me? 17:19:04 cardinalcheer123: name please 17:19:14 shad: No 17:19:29 cardinalcheer123: asl 17:19:47 shad: Nope 17:20:09 cardinalcheer123: r u a boy 17:20:29 shad: I'm not giving you any information. :) 17:20:38 cardinalcheer123: what 17:20:49 shad: Good bye, and have a nice evening. 17:20:57 cardinalcheer123: hey 17:21:03 cardinalcheer123: r u a boy 17:21:45 cardinalcheer123: asl please 17:22:47 cardinalcheer123: r u a boy 17:23:03 cardinalcheer123: name please 17:23:54 shad: What part of "No", "Nope", and "I'm not giving you any information" did you not understand? 17:24:49 cardinalcheer123: k 17:25:11 cardinalcheer123: i'm 19/f/ar 17:34:36 cardinalcheer123: hey 17:34:55 cardinalcheer123: i'm sry for askin u a kind of stuff 17:36:07 cardinalcheer123: all kinds of stuff 18:53:44 cardinalcheer123: hey 18:53:57 cardinalcheer123: asl please 18:55:38 cardinalcheer123: hey 18:55:46 cardinalcheer123: hey 18:55:49 cardinalcheer123: hey 18:55:50 cardinalcheer123: hey 18:55:52 cardinalcheer123: hey 18:55:53 cardinalcheer123: hey 18:55:56 cardinalcheer123: hey
And then I tried being rude:
16:38:57 cardinalcheer123: hey 16:39:30 shad: what 20:44:51 cardinalcheer123: hey 20:45:46 cardinalcheer123: r u goin to talk to me 20:45:52 cardinalcheer123: hello 20:45:57 cardinalcheer123: age please 20:46:02 cardinalcheer123: i'm 19 20:46:04 cardinalcheer123: f 20:46:05 cardinalcheer123: ar 20:46:30 shad: No, I'm not going to talk to you. I've told you no several times now. There's not REASON for me to talk to you... 20:46:32 cardinalcheer123: hey *** hole 20:46:48 shad: Oh, so you call me names, and expect me to place nice and stuff? 20:46:49 cardinalcheer123: why 20:47:04 cardinalcheer123: ya ***** 20:47:13 cardinalcheer123: age 20:47:17 shad: Tell ya what...why don't you just go to hell :-D 20:47:26 cardinalcheer123: why 20:47:31 cardinalcheer123: *** hole 20:47:53 shad: I am so offended. I mean, really...I've NEVER been called that before 20:47:56 shad: /sarcasm 20:48:38 shad: Anyways, grow a brain, I've said no a few times now, I have no interest in talking to you. So, have a nice evening, and go find some other poor schlep to bother. 20:48:59 cardinalcheer123: hey guess what u r the ugly is't thing in the world i hate u u r mean and a *** hole k 20:49:02 cardinalcheer123: no 20:49:05 cardinalcheer123: k 20:49:20 cardinalcheer123: all i want to do is be ur friend 20:49:21 cardinalcheer123: k 20:49:59 cardinalcheer123: so u go to hell k 20:50:07 cardinalcheer123: :-) 20:50:10 cardinalcheer123: :-D 20:50:20 shad: Why do you want to be my friend? 20:50:22 shad: Do you know me? 20:50:23 shad: no 20:50:25 shad: Do I know you? 20:50:26 shad: no 20:50:40 cardinalcheer123: all i want to do is be ur friend k 20:50:40 shad: so...why do you want to be my friend? You don't KNOW me... 20:50:56 cardinalcheer123: so i cane start knowing u k 20:51:04 shad: why? 20:51:10 shad: I mean, why'd you pick me? 20:51:25 shad: you just randomly type in some name and decide you wanted to be friends? 20:51:36 cardinalcheer123: because thats how nice i am to others k 20:51:40 cardinalcheer123: no 20:52:11 cardinalcheer123: i put my boy friends name in here and its not him and all i want to do is be ur friend k 20:52:17 cardinalcheer123: :'( 20:52:40 cardinalcheer123: not like u k 20:52:58 cardinalcheer123: i'm cryin because u want be my friend k 20:53:20 shad: You know, for someone who claims to be 19, you sure talk and type like you're 12 20:53:30 cardinalcheer123: no 20:53:41 cardinalcheer123: i'm typen fast k 20:53:45 cardinalcheer123: and cryin 20:53:58 shad: You're obviously full of crap 20:53:59 cardinalcheer123: just because u want be my friend 20:54:07 shad: I DON'T want to be your friend 20:54:08 cardinalcheer123: no i'm not k 20:54:12 cardinalcheer123: why 20:54:17 shad: Why should I? 20:54:39 cardinalcheer123: we can now each other and be friens for now on 20:55:25 cardinalcheer123: and tomorrow is my birthday k 20:55:32 cardinalcheer123: so i will be 20 20:56:22 cardinalcheer123: so give me the answer at cardinalcheer123@wmconnct k 20:57:50 shad: I can give you an answer now. No :)
So she(?) came back two days later...
16:45:41 cardinalcheer123: hey 16:46:31 shad: back again. You're some kind of freaky masochist, aren't you... 16:46:43 cardinalcheer123: no 16:46:48 cardinalcheer123: brb 16:47:52 cardinalcheer123: k 16:48:50 cardinalcheer123: r u goin to talk to me yes or no 16:48:55 shad: no 16:49:21 cardinalcheer123: k bye
And strangely enough, she seems to think we're buddy-buddy...
16:35:20 cardinalcheer123: hey dawg whats up 16:35:45 shad: No 16:36:07 cardinalcheer123: no what i thought we was friends now 16:36:42 shad: You always ask if I'm going to talk to you, and I always say "no", so I figured I'd save you the trouble of asking and just say no to begin with 16:37:02 cardinalcheer123: why 16:37:09 cardinalcheer123: i' 16:37:14 cardinalcheer123: i'm hot 16:38:02 cardinalcheer123: i have alot of people likein me k 16:38:19 shad: Good for you 16:38:28 cardinalcheer123: hey 16:39:46 cardinalcheer123: k peace out dawg
Shortly after, her "sister" IM'd me...
16:40:15 mb112976: hey 16:41:08 mb112976: who is this 16:42:49 mb112976: my name is megan 16:42:56 mb112976: i'm 21 16:44:08 mb112976: hello 16:44:17 mb112976: hello 16:44:19 mb112976: hello 16:44:21 mb112976: hello 16:44:23 mb112976: hello 16:44:42 shad: bored, are we? 16:44:51 mb112976: ya 16:45:05 mb112976: whats ur name 16:45:23 mb112976: is ur name shad 16:45:24 shad: Shad 16:45:31 mb112976: oh 16:45:37 mb112976: how old r u 16:46:24 mb112976: is there a 19 year old try to talk to u 16:46:40 mb112976: r u still there 16:47:05 shad: Not any more, and yes I am... 16:47:27 mb112976: k 16:47:38 mb112976: what do they say 16:47:53 mb112976: how old r u 16:48:32 mb112976: asl 16:48:52 mb112976: f/21/ar 16:49:28 mb112976: thats my sister k that keeps talkin to u 16:49:37 mb112976: is it cardinalcheer123 16:49:45 mb112976: was it i mean 16:50:01 mb112976: age please 16:50:12 mb112976: r u goin to talk to me 16:50:31 mb112976: hello 16:51:20 shad: No, I won't give my age...and, in case you haven't figured it out, I'm not into talking to complete strangers who IM me. Have a nice day...
And then her "DAD" got into the picture, threatening to call the cops and everything!!
17:03:01 oakexpressman: hey 17:07:06 oakexpressman: hey man 17:07:19 oakexpressman: whats goin on here 17:07:41 oakexpressman: u ryin to tell my kids to not talk to u 17:07:45 oakexpressman: ? 17:07:46 oakexpressman: ? 17:07:49 oakexpressman: ? 17:07:54 shad: LOL... 17:07:57 oakexpressman: man how old r u 17:07:59 shad: screen name #4 17:08:03 shad: what a twit you are 17:08:06 shad: "My kids" 17:08:08 shad: nice touch 17:08:16 oakexpressman: no i'm not jokin 17:08:26 shad: Like I care if you are or not 17:08:26 oakexpressman: why r u tell me kids to go to hell 17:08:34 oakexpressman: ? 17:08:35 oakexpressman: ? 17:08:36 oakexpressman: ? 17:08:37 oakexpressman: ? 17:08:38 oakexpressman: ? 17:08:53 oakexpressman: r u gettin smart with me 17:09:01 oakexpressman: man how old r u now 17:10:13 oakexpressman: i will calll the cops on u here i dont care where u live why 17:10:21 shad: Go for it... 17:10:23 shad: Call away 17:10:40 oakexpressman: how old r u man 17:10:41 shad: I'm sure they'd look at you and just roll their eyes 17:10:50 shad: Perhaps even laugh 17:10:58 oakexpressman: so i can tell them 17:11:01 shad: So be my guest, give them a rign 17:11:03 shad: ring even 17:11:12 oakexpressman: i'm not jokin 17:11:15 shad: Nor am I 17:11:41 oakexpressman: then why did u tell my kids to go to hel;l 17:11:43 oakexpressman: ? 17:11:44 oakexpressman: ? 17:11:44 shad: What are you going to say to them? "Oh, officer, this person on the Instant Message won't tell me how old he is!!! Arrest him immediately! 17:11:45 oakexpressman: ? 17:11:46 oakexpressman: ? 17:11:50 shad: waaa waa wa 17:12:21 oakexpressman: no because they will need ur age 17:12:29 oakexpressman: and whetre u live k 17:12:59 oakexpressman: my wife is mad to even me 17:13:11 oakexpressman: for callin my kids that 17:13:23 shad: Ooooh, ok, I'm 132, and I live on a tiny little remote island in the South Pacific where I live in a palm frond hut that I made myself using only my pocket knife and a wad of chewed up bubble gum. 17:14:05 oakexpressman: what ever 17:14:10 shad: So you think the cops would arrest me for telling you kids to go to hell? 17:14:22 oakexpressman: ur not 132 17:14:28 shad: geezus, what country do YOU live in? Call them up and tell them that, they'd probably tell YOU to go to hell :D 17:14:29 oakexpressman: i'm not a kid k 17:14:32 shad: yes you are 17:14:48 oakexpressman: no i'm not k 17:15:10 oakexpressman: and u know what u r a lier because u r not 132 k 17:15:34 oakexpressman: do u have a pic so i can print out and show them 17:15:37 shad: And you're a liar 'cause a) you're not a dad, b) you're not 25, c) you're not 21, and d) you're not 19... 17:15:45 shad: but you are a twit and quite amusing if I do say so myself 17:16:21 oakexpressman: do u have a pic man 17:16:43 shad: I'll definitely have to make sure I post these conversations to my journal, all my readers will get a kick 17:17:07 oakexpressman: do u have a pic 17:17:27 shad: Lots of them...pictures of nature, of auto's, of animals... 17:17:36 shad: And yes, I'm a smartass! :-D 17:18:05 oakexpressman: k then show me 1 of u 17:18:09 oakexpressman: ! 17:18:10 oakexpressman: ! 17:18:11 oakexpressman: ! 17:18:12 oakexpressman: ! 17:18:13 oakexpressman: ! 17:18:44 oakexpressman: e-mail me at oakexpressman@wmconnect.com 17:19:18 oakexpressman: hey the cops r here and they want to see ur pic 17:19:24 oakexpressman: now 17:19:26 oakexpressman: ! 17:19:27 oakexpressman: ! 17:19:28 oakexpressman: ! 17:19:38 oakexpressman: ! 17:19:39 oakexpressman: ! 17:19:40 oakexpressman: ! 17:19:41 oakexpressman: ! 17:20:05 shad: Hahahahahaha 17:20:13 oakexpressman: who all lives with u 17:20:20 oakexpressman: i'm a cop 17:20:20 shad: You REALLY expect me to believe the cops are there with you 17:20:21 oakexpressman: ! 17:20:23 oakexpressman: ! 17:20:29 oakexpressman: ya 17:20:31 oakexpressman: they r 17:20:33 shad: I don't say this to many people who IM me 17:20:39 shad: but you are quite full of shit 17:20:45 oakexpressman: ! 17:20:48 oakexpressman: ! 17:20:51 oakexpressman: ! 17:20:56 oakexpressman: u r to k 17:21:04 oakexpressman: and they want to see a pic of u 17:21:05 shad: Well of course I am 17:21:24 oakexpressman: i just founded that out 17:21:26 oakexpressman: ! 17:21:28 oakexpressman: ! 17:21:29 oakexpressman: ! 17:21:29 oakexpressman: ! 17:21:30 oakexpressman: 1 17:21:32 oakexpressman: ! 17:21:40 oakexpressman: THEY WANT TO SEE A PIC NOW 17:22:23 shad: Well, goody for them 17:22:32 shad: you think I'm going to actually send you my picture? 17:22:42 oakexpressman: so e-mail it to me so they can see it 17:22:43 oakexpressman: ya 17:22:44 shad: you're even dumber than I originally thought 17:22:54 oakexpressman: they need it now 17:23:03 shad: I'm surprised you can successfully operate a computer 17:23:30 oakexpressman: i work on the computers alot k 17:24:05 shad: Jacking off to porn doesn't count as "work".... 17:24:14 shad: unless you have a lot of trouble figuring that out as well 17:24:28 oakexpressman: so send ur pic to me so they can see it 17:24:30 oakexpressman: no 17:24:36 shad: nope :-D 17:24:41 oakexpressman: ya 17:25:13 oakexpressman: or i will call the stat torpper right know 17:25:54 oakexpressman: asl please 17:25:56 shad: I thought they were there 17:26:12 shad: Shouldn't they have all the info needed by now? 17:26:55 oakexpressman: no the cops r here but not the state tropper 17:26:59 oakexpressman: asl please 17:27:01 oakexpressman: now 17:27:15 shad: So what's a State Trooper going to do that the cops aren't? 17:27:45 oakexpressman: he will find u 17:27:50 oakexpressman: asl please 17:27:53 oakexpressman: now 17:28:13 shad: Why? Let him earn his pay! Make him find out all that info! 17:33:25 shad: Awww...did you leave me? Mommy make you get off the computer and take the trash out? Or did you take the cops out for donuts? :-D
She even talks when I'm not answering!
21:57:08 cardinalcheer123: hey dawg 22:02:35 cardinalcheer123: r u goin to talk 22:03:07 cardinalcheer123: hello 22:03:30 cardinalcheer123: hello 22:03:32 cardinalcheer123: hello 22:03:34 cardinalcheer123: hello 22:03:37 cardinalcheer123: hello 22:03:39 cardinalcheer123: hello 22:03:41 cardinalcheer123: hello 22:04:00 cardinalcheer123: hello 22:04:09 cardinalcheer123: talk say somethin 22:04:34 cardinalcheer123: k bye loser 22:04:38 cardinalcheer123: brat 22:05:05 cardinalcheer123: hey brat 22:05:10 cardinalcheer123: talk to me 22:06:47 cardinalcheer123: hey brat
And finally, last night, she caught me as I was doing homework. Trying to interpret Marquez put me in a whacked mood...
Cardinalcheer123 [9:22 PM]: hey jerk Shad [9:22 PM]: If I'm such a jerk, why do you keep im'ing me? Cardinalcheer123 [9:22 PM]: asl please Shad [9:22 PM]: You'd think you'd blow me off and forget about me. At least, that's what I keep hoping Cardinalcheer123 [9:23 PM]: no but asl please Cardinalcheer123 [9:23 PM]: now Shad [9:23 PM]: Haha... Shad [9:23 PM]: Like I'm really inclined to give you that information... Cardinalcheer123 [9:23 PM]: hahaha back at u Cardinalcheer123 [9:24 PM]: ya i want to know now Shad [9:24 PM]: Well, get used to that feeling then :) Cardinalcheer123 [9:24 PM]: i will Cardinalcheer123 [9:24 PM]: asl Shad [9:25 PM]: Oh...yes, by typing it a much bigger font, I'm that much more inclined to tell you... Cardinalcheer123 [9:25 PM]: asl Cardinalcheer123 [9:25 PM]: asl Cardinalcheer123 [9:25 PM]: asl Shad [9:25 PM]: The color is a nice touch as well Cardinalcheer123 [9:25 PM]: ur makein me mad here Shad [9:26 PM]: oh, well, geez, I don't wanna do that. After all, you might doing something really bad...like call me a **** in 24pt BOLD in PINK!!!! Shad [9:26 PM]: How horrible! Cardinalcheer123 [9:27 PM]: asl Cardinalcheer123 [9:27 PM]: asl Cardinalcheer123 [9:27 PM]: asl Cardinalcheer123 [9:27 PM]: asl Cardinalcheer123 [9:27 PM]: aaaaaaaaassssssssssslllllllllllll Cardinalcheer123 [9:27 PM]: now Cardinalcheer123 [9:27 PM]: nnnnnnnnnoooooowwwwww Cardinalcheer123 [9:28 PM]: f-u-r-i Cardinalcheer123 [9:28 PM]: do u now what asl means Cardinalcheer123 [9:28 PM]: or not Cardinalcheer123 [9:28 PM]: oh i forgot u dont Cardinalcheer123 [9:28 PM]: do u now what f-u-r-i means Cardinalcheer123 [9:28 PM]: no u dont do u Cardinalcheer123 [9:28 PM]: no Shad [9:28 PM]: It means you are A Sore Loser! Cardinalcheer123 [9:29 PM]: no Shad [9:29 PM]: That means Forgetful Umpires Really Irritate... Cardinalcheer123 [9:29 PM]: i know what it means k Cardinalcheer123 [9:29 PM]: no i know what that means to Cardinalcheer123 [9:30 PM]: what does asl mean Cardinalcheer123 [9:31 PM]: hello Shad [9:31 PM]: Accumilating Student Loans! Cardinalcheer123 [9:31 PM]: no what does it mean Shad [9:31 PM]: Adam's Shotguns and Laundry Cardinalcheer123 [9:32 PM]: no Cardinalcheer123 [9:32 PM]: what does it mean Cardinalcheer123 [9:32 PM]: no Shad [9:32 PM]: Apples Still Leak Cardinalcheer123 [9:32 PM]: no Shad [9:32 PM]: A Silly Loon! Cardinalcheer123 [9:32 PM]: i know what it means k Cardinalcheer123 [9:32 PM]: no Cardinalcheer123 [9:32 PM]: i know what it means Cardinalcheer123 [9:32 PM]: k Shad [9:32 PM]: Awesomely Sexy Lamposts Cardinalcheer123 [9:33 PM]: no Cardinalcheer123 [9:33 PM]: did u here me i said i know what it means k Shad [9:33 PM]: Aww..Stop Lying Shad [9:33 PM]: :-D Cardinalcheer123 [9:33 PM]: no i'm not k Shad [9:33 PM]: No, that's what ASL means...Aww, Stop Lying! Shad [9:34 PM]: I am quite clever, aren't I? Cardinalcheer123 [9:34 PM]: do i knoe what f-u-r-i means Cardinalcheer123 [9:35 PM]: hello Cardinalcheer123 [9:35 PM]: i do Cardinalcheer123 [9:35 PM]: do u Cardinalcheer123 [9:36 PM]: i guess thats a no Shad [9:36 PM]: Furry Unicorns Row Indignatly? Cardinalcheer123 [9:36 PM]: no Cardinalcheer123 [9:36 PM]: for ur inforrmation Shad [9:36 PM]: Fun Uncles Ride Icecles? Cardinalcheer123 [9:37 PM]: and asl means Shad [9:37 PM]: Fortunate Umbrellas Row Inland? Cardinalcheer123 [9:37 PM]: no Cardinalcheer123 [9:37 PM]: stop Shad [9:37 PM]: Armpits Stink Loudly! Shad [9:38 PM]: Armadillos Stomp Ladybugs Cardinalcheer123 [9:38 PM]: what is ur age Cardinalcheer123 [9:38 PM]: no Shad [9:38 PM]: Anchors Stop Lichen? Cardinalcheer123 [9:39 PM]: what is ur age Shad [9:39 PM]: Atomic Scottish Lawyers! Cardinalcheer123 [9:39 PM]: no Cardinalcheer123 [9:39 PM]: what is ur age Cardinalcheer123 [9:39 PM]: tell me now Shad [9:40 PM]: Agonizingly Slow Lumbago Shad [9:40 PM]: That'd be a cool name for a band... Cardinalcheer123 [9:40 PM]: what did i say Shad [9:40 PM]: "And now, fresh from their Antarctic tour...it's AGONIZINGLY SLOW LUMBAGO!!!!" Cardinalcheer123 [9:40 PM]: litens Cardinalcheer123 [9:41 PM]: what is ur age Shad [9:41 PM]: And then they'd come up on stage and say "Thank you! This first song goes out to our number one fan, CardinalCheer, and it's called "GET A LIFE!" One, two, a-one two three four!" Cardinalcheer123 [9:41 PM]: r u 36 Shad [9:42 PM]: "You sit on your computer, Bugging people you don't know well, Asking stupid things like "ASL" While they tell you to go to hell.." Shad [9:42 PM]: "You haven't got a clue, Shad [9:42 PM]: and you don't seem to care Shad [9:42 PM]: that people don't want to listen Shad [9:42 PM]: and they don't want you there! Shad [9:43 PM]: Singing.. "Get a life, get a life, get a life while you can....'cause if you don't soon, you'll lose all your fans..." GUITAR SOLO!!! Cardinalcheer123 [9:44 PM]: and u know what shad is a name of a fish for u k i did not know a fish can type i thought they swim not on computers in the river or lake what ever they r in k not on computers like u so that means u r a fish that is typen on computers Cardinalcheer123 [9:45 PM]: fish Cardinalcheer123 [9:45 PM]: fish Cardinalcheer123 [9:45 PM]: fish Cardinalcheer123 [9:45 PM]: fish Cardinalcheer123 [9:45 PM]: fish Shad [9:45 PM]: So, in saying that I'm assuming you're a bird that cheers "123" a bunch? Shad [9:45 PM]: :) Cardinalcheer123 [9:45 PM]: hahaha Shad [9:45 PM]: Rah Rah Ree! Kick them in the knee, Rah Rah Rass! Kick them in the other knee! Cardinalcheer123 [9:45 PM]: no Cardinalcheer123 [9:46 PM]: u r so stuped Cardinalcheer123 [9:46 PM]: u seem like a fish the way u talk Shad [9:46 PM]: Oh...you've talked with lots of fish before to know? Shad [9:46 PM]: fascinating.... Shad [9:47 PM]: You do seem like that type that'd spend a lot of time with their head stuck underwater... Shad [9:47 PM]: conversing with fish and all... Cardinalcheer123 [9:51 PM]: in pluse u r a fish but i forgot u ri dont know why i'm talkin to a fish here do u look like on i think u do because u dont think like a person because do u know that fish dont have brain like u and one morew thing u r so stuped because u dont know how to type on computers u have to type slow because ur a fish and fish has to use there finse to tpye like u i think u should go jump in the water a swim away a long ways and go tell ur mom fish and dad because u cry like a baby because i'm callin u a fish Cardinalcheer123 [9:51 PM]: hello Cardinalcheer123 [9:52 PM]: and i'm old anofe not like u Cardinalcheer123 [9:53 PM]: i think ur a slow reader arn't u Cardinalcheer123 [9:53 PM]: and i think ur 10 to Shad [9:54 PM]: Slow reader yes...trying to make sense of all that crap you typed of there, what you think passes for English. It's quite horrifying incidentally... Shad [9:54 PM]: As for me being 10, I appreciate that, it simply means that even through IM's, I'm able to portray that I'm still a kid at heart :-D Cardinalcheer123 [9:55 PM]: ur a kid Cardinalcheer123 [9:55 PM]: i didnt know that Shad [9:56 PM]: Hahaha...oooh man, you just are quite the brainless idiot, aren't you Cardinalcheer123 [9:57 PM]: no r u Cardinalcheer123 [9:57 PM]: ur a kid i said di u read that careful Cardinalcheer123 [9:58 PM]: i think u didn't Cardinalcheer123 [9:58 PM]: did u Cardinalcheer123 [9:59 PM]: how old r u Cardinalcheer123 [9:59 PM]: kid Cardinalcheer123 [10:01 PM]: hello Shad [10:01 PM]: I'm going to have to end this now, as fun as it's been. Aside from some work I've been trying to get done, I've found someone more interesting and a LOT more intelligent to talk to. (Hi Krysta!)...so, have a nice day!!! Cardinalcheer123 [10:02 PM]: on here Cardinalcheer123 [10:03 PM]: i'm nice and intelligent but ur being so rude to me every time i'm on here but u dont know what i'm like Cardinalcheer123 [10:04 PM]: all i want to know is that ur age and where u live and then i will live u alone for ever Cardinalcheer123 [10:04 PM]: k Shad [10:05 PM]: Geez, this is like a car-wreck: I just can't not talk to you. OK, so I give you my age and location and you never talk to me again? Shad [10:05 PM]: Ever? Shad [10:05 PM]: Promise? Cardinalcheer123 [10:05 PM]: ya Shad [10:06 PM]: In that case I'm 145, and I live on the moon. Now, you've promised, so you are never allowed to talk to me again! Cardinalcheer123 [10:06 PM]: r u a kid tell me that to k Cardinalcheer123 [10:06 PM]: what ever u do not live on the moon and u r not 145 k Cardinalcheer123 [10:07 PM]: hey can u see me Cardinalcheer123 [10:07 PM]: hold on i'm goin out side k Shad [10:07 PM]: You LIED! You said you wouldn't talk to me again!!! You even PROMISED! Cardinalcheer123 [10:07 PM]: and u tell me if u can see me Cardinalcheer123 [10:07 PM]: k Cardinalcheer123 [10:07 PM]: here i go Cardinalcheer123 [10:08 PM]: did u see me Shad [10:08 PM]: Uh huh...sure did. Cardinalcheer123 [10:08 PM]: u did Shad [10:08 PM]: didn't I? Cardinalcheer123 [10:08 PM]: u did Cardinalcheer123 [10:08 PM]: u promise u did Shad [10:09 PM]: Of course not you twit. Shad [10:09 PM]: And I said that with a smile! Cardinalcheer123 [10:09 PM]: so u dont live on the moon Cardinalcheer123 [10:09 PM]: do u Cardinalcheer123 [10:10 PM]: u r so neaver mindif u will give me ur real age and real where u live than i will live u alone forever and ever Cardinalcheer123 [10:10 PM]: k Shad [10:10 PM]: Geez, you're dumber than I thought...you think I can see you ALLLLL the way down there from where I am here on the moon? Nooo...did you look up and see me? Nooo...geeez. It's not like I have a telescope up here... Cardinalcheer123 [10:11 PM]: what do u see up there than Shad [10:13 PM]: I just usually watch a lot of TV and surf the net. Because there's no atmosphere, I get great satillite reception... Cardinalcheer123 [10:14 PM]: all i wantr to know is ur reall age and where u live k and than i will live u alone k Cardinalcheer123 [10:15 PM]: i promise this time k Cardinalcheer123 [10:15 PM]: :-( Cardinalcheer123 [10:15 PM]: :'( Cardinalcheer123 [10:15 PM]: :-\ Cardinalcheer123 [10:17 PM]: r u still talkin to her still Cardinalcheer123 [10:19 PM]: i will not stop talkin to u untill u give me the ral age and where u live Shad [10:20 PM]: Well, that's good, 'cause then I wouldn't have anything to post in my journal, like this conversation will be. I'm sure there's be some good laughs out of it. In the meantime, I am going. So, have a good night, you slightly spooky stalker kinda person you....
My friend Bill and I have been playing poker together for a number of years now, usually with the same core group of people with a few “outsiders” mixed in now and then for variety (and to fill an empty spot on the table). Bill is an excellent poker player. He counts cards, knows the odds, and can do some impressive calculations in his head. So it’s the rule more than the exception that he generally walks away from the table ahead for the night.
Last night we had an impromptu poker game and instead of our usual five-dollar buy-in and dealer’s choice, we made it ten dollars and just straight Texas Hold ‘Em. You might know the game from the popular World Series of Poker tour on ESPN, as well as The Travel Channel’s World Poker Tour.
We’ve played this a few times and Bill usually comes out the winner, not surprising considering his skills with the cards. And last night it came down to the two of us. Jeff, after losing his stack had left and gone home early. Christy, who was next out, stayed and was our dealer for awhile (thanks again Christy!). Eventually she had to go home as well. This turned out to be the latest we’ve ever played. Christy threw in the towel around 2:30 this morning.
I was bound and determined to win last night, as I’ve yet to win a Hold ‘Em tournament. Because it was winner takes all, the pot was forty bucks, and I wanted it! But it was grueling: I had a chip advantage over Bill and was being patient, just picking at him, fifty cents here, two bucks there. I would be doing fairly well, and then he’d put in a big bet. I’d have something halfway decent (or think he was bluffing) and call him on it, and he’d win.
About 3:15 A. M., we got down to where I had about a 3 to 1 chip advantage (just a guess, really). The cards were dealt and I had pocket tens ("pockets” refers to the two down cards for those of you who don’t play poker). I bumped the blind by a buck, Bill shrugged and said “All in” (meaning he bets his entire stack of chips) and I quickly followed. We flipped the cards over: he had a king and a non-suited low card. My two tens were looking good. Here came the flop: King, King, seven. Of all the luck. He’d not only matched his kings, but twice. The rest of the cards were junk, and Bill doubled up on his chips.
I still had the advantage though. Two plays later, I was dealt pocket Jacks. Again I bumped the bet. This time, Bill bumped me back. Now it was my turn to pounce. All in was my call, and Bill followed suit. Thankfully, my pocket Jacks had what it took and I won the game.
Finally.
Trying to get to sleep was a nightmare. I kept replaying the hands in my head, scolding myself for being too easy to bluff, and not being more aggressive. I last looked at the clock at 4:08 A.M. I told myself not to look anymore. I awoke at 7:15, and was into work by 8:30. Man, is today going to be a looooong day.
Buy hey. I won Texas Hold ‘Em. Look out Unabomber. I’ve got my sights set on you!
So this guy's been IM'ing for a few days now...this was one of the more conversational ones...
j killer92 (4:12 PM): hey robo j killer92 (4:13 PM): or should i say homo j killer92 (4:13 PM): yo bitch Shad (4:15 PM): So, I'm guessing you don't have anything better to do than harrass me, eh? j killer92 (4:16 PM): u could say Shad (4:16 PM): Pretty damn pathetic man j killer92 (4:17 PM): Least i have a high school education u dumb fuck Shad (4:23 PM): Wow...high school, eh? I'm very impressed. Means you know all your letters and numbers, eh? j killer92 (4:23 PM): that was not funny homo j killer92 (4:23 PM): u fuckin bitch j killer92 (4:27 PM): w/b Shad (4:27 PM): Heh...I thought it was funny. People I've shown this too thought it was funny. And I'm sure when I post this to my journal, my readers will find it funny as well. j killer92 (4:28 PM): that was gay j killer92 (4:28 PM): bitch j killer92 (4:29 PM): curse 4 once bitch Shad (4:30 PM): why? Shad (4:30 PM): What's the point? j killer92 (4:30 PM): curse bitch\ Shad (4:30 PM): you get so irratated without me cursing that it's not even needed Shad (4:31 PM): And quite amusing as well j killer92 (4:31 PM): just curse damnit!
I’ve been meaning to write about our most recent trip back to Arizona for my grandmother’s funeral service, but work, along with other miscellaneous things, kept getting in the way. As usual.
The service was very nice. My Uncle Eddie got up and talked about my grandmother’s life, and much of it I’d never even heard. How she eloped with my grandfather. How she wasn’t allowed to be married while in Nursing School, and when word reached the administration that she was married, how she was expelled. It was like discovering a whole different side of my grandmother.
My cousin Kim, being the oldest of the grandchildren, was next to speak. She took all of our memories of summers spent at Nana’s and recounted them to the people at the service. It was wonderful and emotional and I miss her even more after listening to everything I’d forgotten. If I can get Kim to send me what she wrote, I’ll post it here.
Aside from the services, it was really a nice time. It was great seeing all my family together again, and I had a good time catching up with everyone. My in-laws were coming through town on the day of the service, so they brought the kids (who have been staying with my in-laws since the end of June) and Gail and I got to visit a bit.
I also got to drive my Aunt Nadine’s Mercedes SL 500. Ooooh my. Talk about a damn cool car. It’s a hardtop convertible, and when the top is down, it’s just sweet.
Gail and I also made it to Chandler Harley-Davidson, where we got to see some of the new models. She also sat on a Duece again, and is now looking at accessories for one like she was getting it. Just the fact that she’s thinking of getting one makes me all a-tingle. First thing’s first: the Motorcycle Safety Foundation class!!!
Haven't had one in awhile, so I figured I'd post this one, even though it's not up to par...
PoKemonMasTuR173 [3:00 PM]: yo hu dis Shad [3:00 PM]: what? PoKemonMasTuR173 [3:00 PM]: Who is this Shad [3:00 PM]: No one you know PoKemonMasTuR173 [3:01 PM]: How wud u no Shad [3:02 PM]: Because everyone I talk to knows how to speak proper English and doesn't go by the name "Pokemon Master" with caps in all the wrong places Shad [3:03 PM]: So good bye, and have a nice day PoKemonMasTuR173 [3:03 PM]: Shuddup wite boi Shad [3:04 PM]: It's "Shut up", "White" and "Boy"...geez, learn how to spell.