You've seen the the people I'm talking about; the idiots who feel the need to drive while talking animatedly on the phone, or who are trying to eat. Women who put on makeup, men who shave. I've seen both in the last week. Nothing irritates me more than idiots in the driver's seat.
Yesterday, however, I was the idiot.
I'm not sure where my head got off to, but it certainly wasn't on my shoulders as I was heading home. As the weather has been absolutely gorgeous here the past week, I've been riding the bike to work every day. As a motorcyclist in an urban environment, I am very attentive when driving. I watch everyone and everything, constantly. It's the only way you can survive the blacktop chaos that is rush hour in these parts.
Yesterday was not my day though. Coming out of the parking lot at work, I got annoyed at the line trying to get out, and cut through the line of cars and then cut some poor lady off as she was making a right. After realizing that, I told myself to knock it off, and just drive.
Then as I was heading up Rt. 28, I found myself in the type of situation I usually try to avoid. I was in the center lane with an SUV on the left of me, and one on the right. And there I was, like an idiot, coasting along right in their blind spots. The SUV on the left made to turn into the center lane, and I goosed the throttle, not only getting ahead of them, but making the pipes rap a bit so she knew I was there. After I was in front of her, I just shook my head in a kind of "Geez yer dumb" way.
But it wasn't all her fault. Yes, she should've looked over her shoulder to check, but what the hell was I doing sitting there in the first place? I know better than that. So the "Geez yer dumb" shake of the head was repeated, this time aimed at myself.
I made sure I paid extra attention on the way to work this morning. It's stupid stuff like that that will get a motorcyclist killed, so all senses were at 100% this morning. I got my comeuppance though: I had an asshole in a BMW cut me off, missing my front fender by about 2 feet. I gave him a justified "Geez yer dumb" shake of the head this time.
So to all those riding the cycle today, be careful out there. And to those of you in cages....you be careful too!
Instead of Dipset204, this person should've picked DipShit204...
Dipset204 [4:57 PM]: stups Dipset204 [4:57 PM]: ur mental Dipset204 [4:57 PM]: smart Shad [4:57 PM]: I'm mental? at least when I IM someone out of the blue, I'm somewhat more coherant than you are Dipset204 [4:58 PM]: dats wasnt me jack Dipset204 [4:58 PM]: dat was my friend Dipset204 [4:58 PM]: now ur feelin burnt Shad [4:58 PM]: No, not at all... Dipset204 [4:59 PM]: shut up and get out of my life b4 i tell my mom Shad [5:00 PM]: Who's in WHOSE life? Dipset204 [5:00 PM]: nm stop talkin 2 me im gettin daddy brb Dipset204 [5:00 PM]: what are you saying Dipset204 [5:00 PM]: this is his dad Shad [5:01 PM]: Haha...oh yeah? Shad [5:01 PM]: prove it Dipset204 [5:01 PM]: how can i Shad [5:01 PM]: how old are you? Dipset204 [5:01 PM]: who are you Dipset204 [5:02 PM]: 34 Shad [5:02 PM]: So quick what year were you born? Shad [5:02 PM]: and what month? Shad [5:02 PM]: too late Dipset204 [5:02 PM]: why do you want to know that Dipset204 [5:03 PM]: bye then Shad [5:04 PM]: bye! Dipset204 [5:05 PM]: dont im me Shad [5:05 PM]: I won't if you stop IM'ing me. Dipset204 [5:05 PM]: shut up Shad [5:05 PM]: No! You shut up! Dipset204 [5:06 PM]: wanna b Shad [5:06 PM]: wanna b? Be all you can b? Dipset204 [5:07 PM]: shut upppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Dipset204 [5:07 PM]: u r a yung n Shad [5:07 PM]: That's a lot of p's Shad [5:07 PM]: Not as young as you Dipset204 [5:08 PM]: u dont no my age old geeser Shad [5:08 PM]: First I'm a "yung n" then I'm an old geeser...make up your mind Dipset204 [5:08 PM]: make up ur face Shad [5:09 PM]: Are you stoned? Shad [5:09 PM]: drunk? Shad [5:09 PM]: or just stupid? Dipset204 [5:09 PM]: im dissin u 2 hard i gotta Shad [5:09 PM]: I'm guessing C. Just stupid Dipset204 [5:09 PM]: im tellin Shad [5:09 PM]: do I win a prize? Dipset204 [5:09 PM]: u retard u actin made yung to b an old geeser Dipset204 [5:10 PM]: sorry 4 sayin bad things Shad [5:10 PM]: I might be an old geezer, but at least I can friggin type a sentence in the English language. Shad [5:10 PM]: and bad things? Shad [5:10 PM]: what bad things have you said? Dipset204 [5:11 PM]: im tryin 2 b polite but 4get u Dipset204 [5:11 PM]: nerd Shad [5:12 PM]: OH. MY. GOD Shad [5:12 PM]: What did you just call me!?!? Shad [5:12 PM]: a NERD? Shad [5:12 PM]: DAMN YOU! Shad [5:12 PM]: DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!! Dipset204 [5:12 PM]: my own sista is treatin me like di Shad [5:12 PM]: Like a dipset? Shad [5:12 PM]: :) Dipset204 [5:12 PM]: u r my sis rite Shad [5:12 PM]: Erm. No Dipset204 [5:12 PM]: ooo Dipset204 [5:12 PM]: sry i thought u was Shad [5:13 PM]: You thought I was your sister? Shad [5:13 PM]: this whole time? Shad [5:13 PM]: HAHAHAHAHA Dipset204 [5:13 PM]: yes Shad [5:13 PM]: Nope Shad [5:13 PM]: sorry Dipset204 [5:13 PM]: my sis got a sn jus like dis Shad [5:13 PM]: Not "just" like this, trust me Shad [5:13 PM]: it might be similiar Shad [5:13 PM]: but not this Shad [5:15 PM]: well, this has been amusing. I'll have to save this and share it with all my friends... Shad [5:15 PM]: ...but for now, it's time to go home. Have a good evening. :)
...but not all is hopeless...at least this guy was kinda cool....
Pbrenbren43: hi good looking Shad: Hey sexy Shad: Question for you... Shad: who are you? Pbrenbren43: k Pbrenbren43: met u 1970 Pbrenbren43: round march Shad: oh yeah? Shad: let's see...1970...in March.... Shad: I was about 3 months old! Shad: no wonder I don't remember you! Pbrenbren43: yes i know i changed your shitty diapers Shad: Awesome Pbrenbren43: look at the name closer Pbrenbren43: :-* Shad: ::: peers in ::: Shad: nope, this ain my mom's screen name Pbrenbren43: not my moms either or my sisters Shad: And I'd be shocked if my dad ever got online. Can't think of who else might've changed my diaper... Pbrenbren43: lier Shad: So! ok, I give, who are you that you've changed my diapers? Pbrenbren43: your pink ammies and binky was cute but not at age 6 Shad: I had pink jammies? Pbrenbren43: whos your favorite sister Shad: It was SO long ago, I can't remember... Shad: My favorite sister? I have a step sister that I see around Thanksgiving usually... Pbrenbren43: u better be kidding or iv got the wrongfernandez Shad: Who the hell is fernandez? Pbrenbren43: o i need to feel dooped Shad: You need to feel dooped? What's dooped feel like? Shad: oh! duped, nevermind, got it Pbrenbren43: sorry whats your whole screen Pbrenbren43: im new at this Pbrenbren43: help Shad: My whole screen name is Shad. Pbrenbren43: my baby brother was born 1970 of march i thought id found him at last i apologize Shad: Nope, sorry...I was born in 1969, and I'm the oldest Pbrenbren43: his name is shad el fernandez Pbrenbren43: O:-) Pbrenbren43: im the oldest 1960 Shad: Well, hope you find him then...and glad to know there's more Shad's out there Pbrenbren43: me to ill find him some day Pbrenbren43: by for now good looking your friend sexy Shad: hahaha...
My days are never boring when I get IM's, I'll tell ya that...
Funny thing is, he didn't seem to realize we talked yesterday...
Madhopz127 (3:57 PM): hi. Shad (3:58 PM): hey Madhopz127 (3:58 PM): remeber me? Shad (3:58 PM): how could I forget. You're the Silent Hill stalker Madhopz127 (3:58 PM): o.k......................whatever? Madhopz127 (4:00 PM): hello? Shad (4:00 PM): hi again. Madhopz127 (4:00 PM): so............asl again? Shad (4:00 PM): dude, I'm 34 Shad (4:00 PM): you're 14 Shad (4:01 PM): we discussed all this yeseterday Madhopz127 (4:01 PM): 34! That'z kewl, and I forgot. Madhopz127 (4:01 PM): yesterday. Madhopz127 (4:01 PM): Madhopz127 (4:04 PM): hello, again? Madhopz127 (4:04 PM): ayt? Madhopz127 (4:04 PM): ayt? Madhopz127 (4:04 PM): ayt? Madhopz127 (4:04 PM): ayt Madhopz127 (4:04 PM): ayt? Madhopz127 (4:04 PM): ayt? Madhopz127 (4:04 PM): ayt? Madhopz127 (4:04 PM): ayt? Madhopz127 (4:04 PM): fine! Shad (4:05 PM): dude Shad (4:05 PM): you have a problem Shad (4:05 PM): you need to see a doctor about that Madhopz127 (4:05 PM): why? Madhopz127 (4:05 PM): you dont respond, like ever? Shad (4:05 PM): someone doesn't answer you within .5 seconds and it's ayt? ayt? ayt?? Shad (4:06 PM): ever think that I might actually be DOING something other than sit her waiting to talk to you? Madhopz127 (4:06 PM): like what? Shad (4:06 PM): hrm. I'm 34. What do you THINK I might be doing? Shad (4:06 PM): Perhaps...oh, let's see... Shad (4:06 PM): WORKING?? Madhopz127 (4:06 PM): what do you do? Shad (4:06 PM): I work for AOL Madhopz127 (4:06 PM): no way?! Shad (4:07 PM): Actually...don't tell anyone this but I'm really Lil Bow Wow... Shad (4:07 PM): My real name is Shad Moss Shad (4:07 PM): that's how I got this screen name Shad (4:07 PM): and I'm 15 Shad (4:07 PM): but I got me a phat ride already for when I turn 16 Madhopz127 (4:07 PM): Shad (4:07 PM): or maybe I'm working for the FBI Shad (4:08 PM): and I sit here waiting for kids to IM me...kids who should be DOING THEIR HOMEWORK Shad (4:08 PM): that's why this country is going to hell...All the kids are online, and they're not doing their homework Madhopz127 (4:08 PM): you didnt even sound like you were 30....................your a bad liar. Madhopz127 (4:08 PM): it'z my spring break. Shad (4:08 PM): Then why aren't you outside enjoying the freedom? Madhopz127 (4:09 PM): it'z raining............. Shad (4:09 PM): Is there some reason you have to spell it's with a z? Shad (4:09 PM): I mean, is it that much extra effort to move your finger up that half inch to the S key? Madhopz127 (4:10 PM): not really.............juzt my signature, ya know? Shad (4:10 PM): Shouldn't that be zignature? Shad (4:10 PM): if that's the case? Shad (4:10 PM): zhouldn't all your wordz have the z and not the s? Shad (4:11 PM): I could be Zhad... Shad (4:11 PM): that'd be kinda cool Shad (4:11 PM): Zhad the FBI Bow Wow AOL employee...with ma fat ridez Madhopz127 (4:11 PM): i guezz they zhould be that way, it iz kewl iznt it, Zhad? Madhopz127 (4:12 PM): ** Madhopz127 (4:12 PM): what type of ride? Madhopz127 (4:13 PM): i'm gettin' a mustang with a 27 inch t.v and playstation for 9,000 when I turn 16, and you? Shad (4:13 PM): I got me a pimpin' gremlin Shad (4:13 PM):http://images.forbes.com/images/2002/10/18/gremlin.jpg check out that bad boy Madhopz127 (4:14 PM): ha-ha. I hope your kiddin'! Shad (4:14 PM): Actually this is my gremlin -- http://www.ibradburn.com/images/animals/gremlin.jpg Madhopz127 (4:15 PM): thatz krunk! Madhopz127 (4:15 PM): yeah right! Madhopz127 (4:15 PM): krunk is the German word for sick................ Shad (4:15 PM): What the hell do you need a 27in tv in a mustang for? Madhopz127 (4:16 PM): I dont know, but who carez, itz awesome! Shad (4:16 PM): That'd be Krank btw, not krunk Shad (4:17 PM): krank is german for sick Madhopz127 (4:17 PM): Itz already got NAS canisters in it! 4! Aint that crazy! Madhopz127 (4:17 PM): krunk! Shad (4:17 PM): more to the point then...WHERE the hell do you put a 27in tv in a mustang? Shad (4:17 PM): take it you don't want to be able to take friends along for a ride? Madhopz127 (4:18 PM): what? Shad (4:18 PM): Where does the TV go? Shad (4:18 PM): in the back seat? Madhopz127 (4:18 PM): back.trunk. Shad (4:18 PM): it'll take up the entire front seat Shad (4:18 PM): Now what's the purpose of putting a TV in the trunk? Madhopz127 (4:19 PM): with the sound system for tail gate parties and all, ya know? Madhopz127 (4:19 PM): g2g,lata,much ! Shad (4:19 PM): Tell ya what, you get me a picture of this 27in TV/4NOS/Mustang car of yours, and I'll believe you. Otherwise, I'll have to call you full of crap Madhopz127 (4:20 PM): i scan it and all and show it to you later,g2g for now,later!
Madhopz127 (3:43 PM): I need help! Shad (3:44 PM): We all do! Madhopz127 (3:44 PM): with silent hill................ Madhopz127 (3:44 PM): not my mind! Shad (3:44 PM): There's a trick to silent hill... Shad (3:44 PM): you have to be very... Shad (3:44 PM): ...very... Shad (3:44 PM): ...quiet Madhopz127 (3:44 PM): I know that................ Shad (3:44 PM): SHH! Madhopz127 (3:44 PM): k................... Shad (3:45 PM): quiet as a hunter hunting a wascaly wabbit Madhopz127 (3:45 PM): how old are you? Shad (3:45 PM): Geez! You keep making all this noise, and you'll NEVER get anywhere in Silent Hill!!! Now BE QUIET!!! Shad (3:45 PM): There, are you happy? Now you've got me shouting Madhopz127 (3:45 PM): you be quiet! Madhopz127 (3:46 PM): your strategy on cheat planet isnt that great,ya know. Shad (3:46 PM): If we're both vewy vewy qwiet, we should be able to see that wascely wabbit up on Silent Hill Madhopz127 (3:46 PM): what? Shad (3:47 PM): You can't cheat when hunting wabbits!!! Shad (3:47 PM): What are you tawking abowt??? Madhopz127 (3:47 PM): you seriously need some help. Shad (3:48 PM): Yes! Now, you grab the shotgun shells, I'll get my wabbit catching net, and we'll get that wascely wabbit!!! Tally ho!!! Shad (3:48 PM): I'm a wabbit swayer....guitar pwayer....with a nasty habbit....KILL THE WABBIT!!!! Madhopz127 (3:48 PM): "He's going in the hole!" Shad (3:49 PM): stop him Stop Him STOP HIM!!!!! Shad (3:49 PM): damn that wabbit and his holes!!! Madhopz127 (3:49 PM): "He's wearing a drezz, now." Shad (3:50 PM): ::: gets all gooey eyed, big hearts for pupils, with his heart pounding out of his chest ::: Shad (3:50 PM): ACK Shad (3:50 PM): damn that wabbit! Shad (3:51 PM): Pwaying with my emotions!!! Shad (3:51 PM): Mein Liben! Shad (3:51 PM): erm...ignore that Madhopz127 (3:51 PM): k.................. Shad (3:51 PM): ::: fires his shotgun ::: Shad (3:51 PM): Bwast you to smithereens wabbit!!!! Madhopz127 (3:51 PM): ::::fires his dual uzi's::::: Shad (3:52 PM): Now THAT'S some firepower! Shad (3:52 PM): rat-tat-at-ta-ta-ta-ta!!! Shad (3:52 PM): take that wabbit! Shad (3:52 PM): So much for silent hill being silent! Madhopz127 (3:53 PM): ::::and whipz out an old German Ruger and light'z that "wabbitz" ass up!::::: Madhopz127 (3:53 PM): ::::It aint wabbit season no more, bitch!::::: Madhopz127 (3:54 PM): ::::ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-::::HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!:::::::: Shad (3:54 PM): I am shocked! nay, appauled at your dirty, foul language!!! Shad (3:54 PM): You kiss your mother with that mouth!? Madhopz127 (3:55 PM): sorry, lost myself. Shad (3:56 PM): I can't play with you anymore Madhopz127 (3:56 PM): why? Shad (3:56 PM): You used bad words Madhopz127 (3:56 PM): mom said so? Madhopz127 (3:56 PM): ha-ha! Shad (3:56 PM): I'm not allowed to play with kids who use bad words. My mommy said so, yes. Madhopz127 (3:57 PM): ha-ha. That is some serious "poop"! Madhopz127 (3:57 PM): "silent hill". Shad (3:58 PM): SHH! Shad (3:58 PM): Be vewy vewy qwiet.. Madhopz127 (3:58 PM): you are really, really weird! Shad (4:01 PM): Thank you. I try to make everyone who IM's me out of the blue have a sureal day. Madhopz127 (4:01 PM): oh................. Madhopz127 (4:01 PM): k................. Madhopz127 (4:01 PM): you made me think you were some type of freak.............. Shad (4:02 PM): What makes you think I'm not? Madhopz127 (4:03 PM): true........................I guess I HAVE TO TAKE A CHANCE. Shad (4:03 PM): Boy, you're a wild one... Shad (4:03 PM): Like living on the edge, do you? Madhopz127 (4:04 PM): yep........thats me...............Wild thing.LOL! Madhopz127 (4:06 PM): hello? Shad (4:07 PM): Sorry. Got that song stuck in my head and I had to go air guitar for a bit Madhopz127 (4:07 PM): you play guiter? Shad (4:08 PM): Just air guitar Shad (4:08 PM): But I jam like no one else on my air guitar Madhopz127 (4:08 PM): I play acostic guiter, air guiter, and bass. Shad (4:09 PM): You must be quite the stud Madhopz127 (4:10 PM): you a chic? Shad (4:12 PM): After I'm all dressed up I am... Madhopz127 (4:12 PM): what? Are you a drag.............? Shad (4:13 PM): Do you want me to be? Shad (4:13 PM): I could be for a stud like you... Madhopz127 (4:14 PM): not really........................but thanx for the offer, I guezz.LOL! Shad (4:15 PM): heh...ok, maybe not Madhopz127 (4:15 PM): are you really? Shad (4:15 PM): Oh, and in case you were still wondering, I haven't a frigging clue about what you were talking about with the Silent Hill stuff. And no, I'm not. Madhopz127 (4:16 PM): you subbmitted the strategy guide to cheat planet? Shad (4:16 PM): No sireebob. Shad (4:16 PM): Someone else using the same name maybe Shad (4:16 PM): but I don't even play Silent Hill Madhopz127 (4:17 PM): oh.............do you know what it is? Shad (4:17 PM): It's a FPS type of game, right? Madhopz127 (4:17 PM): nope. Madhopz127 (4:17 PM): 3rd person. Madhopz127 (4:17 PM): scariest game ever! Shad (4:18 PM): Oh, ok. Shad (4:18 PM): I don't play many computer games Madhopz127 (4:18 PM): video gamez. Madhopz127 (4:19 PM): American chopperz is cool! Shad (4:20 PM): Yes, yes it is... Madhopz127 (4:21 PM): so ASL? Shad (4:21 PM): Hehe...you know, I usually ignore people who ASL me...but because you're STILL here after all that weirdness I spouted up there, I almost feel like you've earned it... Shad (4:22 PM): ...almost... Madhopz127 (4:22 PM): great............. Shad (4:22 PM): how old are you....15? 16? Madhopz127 (4:23 PM): 14........................ Shad (4:23 PM): I was close Shad (4:23 PM): I'm 20 frigging years.... Shad (4:23 PM): OLDER than you dude Shad (4:23 PM): Madhopz127 (4:23 PM): im me later. Madhopz127 (4:24 PM): g2g. Madhopz127 (4:24 PM): later.peace out! Shad (4:24 PM): no, I won't be IM'ing you... Shad (4:24 PM): too weird Shad (4:24 PM): bye Madhopz127 (4:24 PM): why? Shad (4:24 PM): Dude, you're 14...I'm 34. I could probably get arrested for that!
Dipset204 (8:28 AM): hi dyamon Dipset204 (8:29 AM): u there Dipset204 (8:29 AM): Shad (8:29 AM): This isn't dyamon Dipset204 (8:29 AM): who is it Shad (8:29 AM): My name is Shad Dipset204 (8:30 AM): bowwow Shad (8:30 AM): no Dipset204 (8:30 AM): ok Dipset204 (8:30 AM): u r old rite Shad (8:31 AM): older than you, yes Dipset204 (8:31 AM): u dont no my age Shad (8:31 AM): I know you're younger than me Dipset204 (8:31 AM): how u kno Shad (8:31 AM): b cause I dont type like dis Shad (8:31 AM): I use WHOLE words Dipset204 (8:32 AM): ok Dipset204 (8:32 AM): are u in ur 20s Shad (8:32 AM): no Dipset204 (8:32 AM): 14 Shad (8:33 AM): I would've guessed you were closer to 12, but I guess I can believe you're 14 Dipset204 (8:33 AM): ok wut is ur age Shad (8:34 AM): 34 Dipset204 (8:34 AM): g2g Dipset204 (8:34 AM): 1 Shad (8:34 AM): Naturally Dipset204 (8:34 AM): r u serious Shad (8:35 AM): serious that I'm 34? Shad (8:35 AM): Yes. Shad (8:35 AM): I'm bald and fat too. Dipset204 (8:36 AM): ok i cant talk 2 u Shad (8:36 AM): But I think I look good for a 34 year old woman Dipset204 (8:36 AM): ur a gurl Shad (8:36 AM): I'm a WOMAN! Shad (8:36 AM): Alllll woman baby Shad (8:36 AM): minus the hair of course Shad (8:36 AM): that couldn't be helped. Odd accident between what I thought was the shampoo bottle and a bottle of Nair. But I'm silky smooth allll over now... Dipset204 (8:37 AM): im out i cant talk 2 older people Shad (8:37 AM): well then have a nice day. Dipset204 (8:37 AM): u to Dipset204 (8:37 AM): 1 Shad (8:37 AM): bye sugar! Dipset204 (8:37 AM): 1
Why is it I can go weeks without getting a single weird IM, then suddenly they just start popping out of the woodwork?
Ah well. Vulgar language ahead :)
Shadman52889 (12:23:19 AM): hey! Shadman52889 (12:24:04 AM): asshole Shadman52889 (12:24:12 AM): talk to me pussy Shad (12:24:13 AM): name calling now, are we? Shadman52889 (12:24:21 AM): yes Shad (12:24:31 AM): Whatever floats your boat Shadman52889 (12:25:28 AM): fuck you! Shad (12:25:46 AM): Oh yeah? Well...you mother wears Army boots! Shad (12:25:48 AM): so there! Shadman52889 (12:26:00 AM): qweer Shad (12:26:16 AM): Would you at least SPELL it correctly? Shadman52889 (12:26:17 AM): that is stupid Shadman52889 (12:26:24 AM): no Shad (12:26:33 AM): what, and spelling it qweer isn't stupid? Shadman52889 (12:26:47 AM): nope Shadman52889 (12:27:03 AM): but you are Shad (12:27:14 AM): I know you are but what am I? Shadman52889 (12:28:24 AM): you are insane Shad (12:28:49 AM): All the world's crazy but me and thee, and I'm not so sure about thee... Shadman52889 (12:30:06 AM): yui pui tui flui Shad (12:30:42 AM): What happened to qwerty berty jerky curses? Shadman52889 (12:30:45 AM): i cursed you Shadman52889 (12:32:04 AM): are you jerking off i never said jerky Shadman52889 (12:32:25 AM): idiot Shad (12:32:36 AM): derky? Shadman52889 (12:32:40 AM): hahaha!!! Shad (12:32:40 AM): lerky? Shad (12:32:44 AM): perky! Shadman52889 (12:33:00 AM): herty Shadman52889 (12:33:47 AM): what are you, and imbosole? Shadman52889 (12:34:49 AM): fuck you Shad (12:35:22 AM): an imbecile? Is that what you meant to type? Shad (12:35:38 AM): Considering you can't even spell the word, I guess that'd make YOU the imbecile, eh? Shadman52889 (12:37:23 AM): are you sure about that Shadman52889 (12:37:33 AM): huh Shadman52889 (12:37:37 AM): huh Shadman52889 (12:37:39 AM): huh Shad (12:37:50 AM): ayup...pretty sure... Shadman52889 (12:37:54 AM): jackass Shad (12:38:16 AM): yup...still sure Shadman52889 (12:38:53 AM): ayup...pretty sure... shithole Shadman52889 (12:39:13 AM): Shadman52889 [9:39 PM]: jackass Shad [9:39 PM]: yup...still sure Shadman52889 (12:39:39 AM): your lying Shad (12:39:44 AM): Oh, the old "cut & paste" skill...most impressive... Shadman52889 (12:40:30 AM): you need to shut you fat mouth,O kay!!!!! Shad (12:40:44 AM): or...what? Shad (12:40:48 AM): You'll kick my ass? Shad (12:40:58 AM): Look! I'm trembling in my boots! Shadman52889 (12:41:07 AM): no ill kill you!! Shadman52889 (12:41:16 AM): hahaha Shadman52889 (12:41:20 AM): :( Shad (12:41:21 AM): Wow...kill?! WOW! Shad (12:41:58 AM): You're like...super hardcore...you skipped right over the kicking ass phase, and went right to the KILL phase..that's like jumping over the double-dog-dare and going straight for the TRIPLE-DOG-DARE!!! Shad (12:42:04 AM): Man...you don't mess around, do you... Shadman52889 (12:43:01 AM): im right behid you Shadman52889 (12:43:20 AM): you looked dident you Shadman52889 (12:43:27 AM): lol Shadman52889 (12:43:39 AM): stupid Shad (12:43:41 AM): No, but I did get tense...I figured you might be liking my butt, and thinking naughty things about it... Shad (12:45:21 AM): You're still checking out my butt, aren't you.... Shadman52889 (12:45:57 AM): zzzzzzzzzzz you are so boring im geting sleepy bye asshole Shadman52889 (12:46:24 AM): yui Shad (12:46:33 AM): mui bui! Shadman52889 (12:46:45 AM): zzzzzzzzzzz Shad (12:46:47 AM): ha! Finished the curse before you did Shadman52889 (12:46:47 AM): zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Shadman52889 (12:46:49 AM): zzzzzzzzzz Shadman52889 (12:46:50 AM): zzzzzz Shadman52889 (12:46:51 AM): zzzzzzzz Shadman52889 (12:47:36 AM): i wasent curseing you idiot!! Shad (12:47:52 AM): Mui bui yui gui!!! Shad (12:47:55 AM): hahaha! Shadman52889 (12:49:20 AM): feeling kind of stupid right now considering that i wasnt cursing you i was just typing letters!!!! Shadman52889 (12:49:41 AM): hahahaha!!! Shad (12:49:44 AM): And I wasn't? Shad (12:49:52 AM): Hey, I thought you were going to bed? Shadman52889 (12:49:55 AM): ????? Shadman52889 (12:50:13 AM): no i was just messing with you!!!! Shad (12:50:26 AM): what?! MESSING WITH ME?! Shad (12:50:29 AM): oh my god Shad (12:50:32 AM): I feel so used... Shadman52889 (12:51:01 AM): im evil Shadman52889 (12:51:11 AM): you are too Shadman52889 (12:51:17 AM): Change Your Password Shadman52889 (12:51:29 AM): bitch Shad (12:51:46 AM): sniff and here I thought we had something special...something meaningful...only to realize that you're nothing but a mean, spiteful, evil person who just uses other people! Shadman52889 (12:52:39 AM): hell yeah its the truth!!! Shadman52889 (12:52:46 AM): Shad (12:53:09 AM): Sorry...but I just can't go on with this kind of relationship... Shadman52889 (12:53:14 AM): i own you now Shad (12:53:17 AM): But we can still be friends, right? Shadman52889 (12:54:03 AM): i love you! Shadman52889 (12:54:24 AM): fuck me!!!!! Shadman52889 (12:54:37 AM): now!! Shadman52889 (12:54:45 AM): ;) Shad (12:54:58 AM): sorry...I want to be romanced first. Shadman52889 (12:55:28 AM): Get some Help Shadman52889 (12:55:56 AM): you seriosly need it Shad (12:55:58 AM): I want flowers Shadman52889 (12:56:29 AM): you want help Shad (12:56:41 AM): And chocolates Shadman52889 (12:57:08 AM): and by help i mean tharapy Shad (12:57:45 AM): And a cute pink teddybear that says "I wuv you!"...that's romantic... Shadman52889 (12:57:51 AM): 69 69 69 69 Shadman52889 (12:58:14 AM): xxx Shadman52889 (12:58:31 AM): xoxoxo Shadman52889 (12:59:48 AM): lets break up Shadman52889 (12:59:57 AM): 8-) Shad (1:00:09 AM): I'm already seeing someone else anyways... Shadman52889 (1:00:16 AM): fear me hahahahaha!!! Shadman52889 (1:02:07 AM): im the devil and imgoing to shove my pitchfork up your ass Shad (1:02:58 AM): Yeah yeah yeah.... Shadman52889 (1:03:03 AM): why do you smell like shit? Shad (1:03:05 AM): I'm going to have to let you go now... Shad (1:03:13 AM): you're getting boring...starting to repeat yourself... Shad (1:03:22 AM): I'm going to go find someone new and exciting to play with! Shad (1:03:25 AM): Good night! Shadman52889 (1:04:01 AM): i wipe my ass with $100 bills Auto response from Shad (1:04:01 AM): I am away from my computer right now. Shadman52889 (1:04:11 AM): im the devil and imgoing to shove my pitchfork up your assim the devil and imgoing to shove my pitchfork up your ass
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Shadman52889 (1:14:49 AM): its me again Shadman52889 (1:20:46 AM): hi Shadman52889 (1:20:52 AM): hi Shadman52889 (1:25:41 AM): hey Shadman52889 (1:25:59 AM): im sorry Shad (1:29:21 AM): Bhahahaha!!! You APOLOGIZED!!! Shad (1:29:23 AM): Looser Shad (1:29:39 AM): have a nice evening!
This one's been sitting in my mail awhile, forgot I had it...
Chingylovababy17 (3:57 PM): sup shay shay Shad (3:57 PM): who? Chingylovababy17 (3:58 PM): im just playin Chingylovababy17 (3:59 PM): a/s/l Shad (3:59 PM): what, don't you know who I am? I kinda assumed from that greeting that you did... Chingylovababy17 (4:00 PM): WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Chingylovababy17 (4:00 PM): A/S/L Shad (4:00 PM): WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING??! Chingylovababy17 (4:01 PM): YOU CAN'T HEAR ME SHOUTING OR CAN YOU? Shad (4:01 PM): Makes you wonder, doesn't it... Chingylovababy17 (4:03 PM): SHUT UP and just answer my damn question Shad (4:05 PM): So, am I to assume correctly then, that by you saying "sup shay shay", and then asking me my a/s/l, that you DON'T know who I am? Wow...so, does that mean, you IM every strange person with "sup shay shay"?...very very odd... Chingylovababy17 (4:05 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKER Shad (4:07 PM): I guess it could further be postulated that you're an ignorant ghetto gangsta wanna-be who can only resort to foul languge when forced to face the fact that he (or she maybe) is a dork? Chingylovababy17 (4:07 PM): are you white or black? Shad (4:08 PM): Are you green or blue? Shad (4:08 PM): Personally, I don't think race matters... Shad (4:08 PM): there's equal amounts of dorks in all classes... Chingylovababy17 (4:09 PM): you are white by the way white stupid ass motherfuckas act Shad (4:09 PM): Could be, very well could be. Shad (4:09 PM): But, then, you must be black by the way black stupid ass mutherfuckas act, eh? Chingylovababy17 (4:11 PM): first of all get your DAMN FACTS RIGHT because i am puerto rican mixed with black so now you need to leave the fuck alone! Shad (4:11 PM): Hey...you started with me, remember? Shad (4:11 PM): or did you forget already? Chingylovababy17 (4:12 PM): i was just playin cant yall ugly motherfuckas take a damn joke, damn! Shad (4:13 PM): Ooooh, a joke it was...then let me ask you this my Puerto-Rican-mixed-with-black friend....do you pick up the phone, dial a random number, then say "sup shay shay" to whoever answers the phone? Shad (4:13 PM): and then expect them to give you their a/s/l, and get all upset when they don't? Chingylovababy17 (4:15 PM): look now i am not upset because yo damn ass didnt answer my question, i think yo white ass didnt understand my question! Shad (4:16 PM): what, you don't think I understood "WHAT IS YOUR NAME" and "A/S/L"? Chingylovababy17 (4:16 PM): i think yo white ass didnt Shad (4:17 PM): I understood perfectly well. I simply chose not to answer, and instead, pissed you off enough to start cursing at me... Shad (4:17 PM): Which was my whole point really... Shad (4:18 PM): Because it's been awhile since I'd gotten a good "A/S/L" IM from anyone.... Shad (4:18 PM): and I like to cut and paste these and send them to my friends... Shad (4:18 PM): They're fun to laugh about. Shad (4:18 PM): So congratulations! You're the new "A/S/L" Celebrity!!! Chingylovababy17 (4:18 PM): i dont giva a fuck what you do to them Chingylovababy17 (4:19 PM): wow i feel so speacial ----bitch Shad (4:19 PM): Yes! Yes!! Keep going! Shad (4:19 PM): it only gets better Chingylovababy17 (4:20 PM): look now im not playin with yo dumb white ass leave me the fuck alone Shad (4:20 PM): Well, again, you're the one who started with me, right? So I'm just playing along. This was a joke, don't you recall? Shad (4:20 PM): And hey, at least you're keeping me amused! Shad (4:20 PM): Chingylovababy17 (4:21 PM): just the greeting not everything was a joke stupid ass! Shad (4:21 PM): Oh, that's what YOU think.... Shad (4:21 PM): it's been QUITE the joke Shad (4:21 PM): very amusing!
This one just went in circles. I seem to be getting cruder as well. I need to get some new material to throw at these clowns...
Shadman52889 [1:21 PM]: hi Shad [1:21 PM]: Back again, eh? Shad [1:22 PM]: going to tell me why you're IM'ing me this time? Shad [1:22 PM]: or are you just going to answer with a bunch of question marks again? Shadman52889 [1:24 PM]: hi Shad [1:24 PM]: hi Shadman52889 [1:24 PM]: ill shove a stick up your ass! Shad [1:25 PM]: and how do you propose to do that? Shadman52889 [1:25 PM]: :-* Shadman52889 [1:25 PM]: to hell with you Shadman52889 [1:26 PM]: >:o Shad [1:26 PM]: To hell with me? Ok, off to hell I go! Shadman52889 [1:29 PM]: you satanic peice of shit, up yours jackass Shad [1:29 PM]: LOLOL Shad [1:29 PM]: Satanic? Shad [1:29 PM]: you're a HOOT Shad [1:30 PM]: C'mon...you can finish ONE sentence, can't you? You've started and stopped typing two or three different times now... Shadman52889 [1:31 PM]: huruioeruioioetyjiowreiotriwrjioswiwio[trio[wrjiowrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrioqtp]wryopwryuopwyiju Shad [1:31 PM]: There you go! Very articulate, and well thought out. Shadman52889 [1:31 PM]: >:o8-)O:-):-D Shad [1:31 PM]: oooh! Smilies now too! Shad [1:31 PM]: VERY Impressive Shad [1:31 PM]: I stand in awe of your IM'ing skills... Shadman52889 [1:32 PM]: Shad: There you go! Very articulate, and well thought out. Shad: oooh! Smilies now too! Shad: VERY Impressive Shad: I stand in awe of your IM'ing skills. Shadman52889 [1:32 PM]: Shad: There you go! Very articulate, and well thought out. Shad: oooh! Smilies now too! Shad: VERY Impressive Shad: I stand in awe of your IM'ing skills. Shadman52889 [1:32 PM]: Shad: There you go! Very articulate, and well thought out. Shad: oooh! Smilies now too! Shad: VERY Impressive Shad: I stand in awe of your IM'ing skills. Shadman52889 [1:33 PM]: qweer Shad [1:33 PM]: And you can cut and paste!!! Shadman52889 [1:33 PM]: qweer Shad [1:33 PM]: WOW!!! Shad [1:33 PM]: I'm going to save this IM Shad [1:33 PM]: And send it to ALL of my friends... Shadman52889 [1:33 PM]: ??? Shad [1:33 PM]: So we can all learn how to IM people, just like you do Shad [1:33 PM]: because you are SO good at it... Shad [1:33 PM]: amazing typing skills... Shad [1:33 PM]: witty comebacks Shadman52889 [1:33 PM]: ha ha ha Shad [1:33 PM]: cutting and pasting... Shad [1:33 PM]: AND Smilies! Shad [1:33 PM]: gives me goosebumps just thinking about how good you are Shad [1:34 PM]: if there were Oscars for IM'ing, you'd win, hands down... Shadman52889 [1:34 PM]: i know i suck! Shad [1:35 PM]: So then...if you suck, why are you IM'ing me? Trying to get a date? Shadman52889 [1:35 PM]: cuse im a idiot Shad [1:35 PM]: Well, yeah, but you established that a LONG time ago...no need to go into it again... Shadman52889 [1:36 PM]: Well, yeah, but you established that a LONG time ago...no need to go into it again... Shad [1:37 PM]: man, there's those ever impressive cutting and pasting skills again...have I told you how awesome they are? Shad [1:38 PM]: What, all that typing and you gave up? Shadman52889 [1:38 PM]: qwerty berty sherty Shadman52889 [1:38 PM]: you have been cursed!!! Shadman52889 [1:38 PM]: hahahahahaha!!! Shad [1:38 PM]: By the qwerty berty sherty voodoo Shadman, eh? Shadman52889 [1:38 PM]: um okay that makes no sense but okay Shadman52889 [1:39 PM]: im the devil Shad [1:39 PM]: No you're not Shad [1:39 PM]: I'm here in Hell and I don't see you anywhere Shadman52889 [1:40 PM]: i put a curse on you dident i? Shad [1:41 PM]: Doesn't mean you're the devil though...the Devil wouldn't deal with curses, he'd just zap someone outright with his pitchfork... Shad [1:41 PM]: curses are for pansies. Shadman52889 [1:42 PM]: ill shove my pitchfork up your ass Shad [1:42 PM]: Pitchforks are for pansies too. Shadman52889 [1:43 PM]: i love you Shad [1:43 PM]: Well, duh...of course you do. I knew that already.... Shadman52889 [1:44 PM]: uh hu okay whatever you say Shad [1:44 PM]: No, it's what YOU say...you love me, you hate me, you curse me, you'll shove a stick and/or a pitchfork up my ass...it's so very obvious that you're infatuated with me... Shadman52889 [1:44 PM]: QWEER Shadman52889 [1:45 PM]: uh hu okay whatever you say Shad [1:45 PM]: And you love me. How very sweet... Shadman52889 [1:45 PM]: 8-) Shadman52889 [1:46 PM]: Shadman52889: im the devil KC chinatown: riiight okay Shadman52889: qwerty berty sherty KC chinatown: uh hu ummm ooook Shadman52889: you have been cursed!!! Shadman52889: hahahahahaha!!! Shadman52889 [1:46 PM]: KC chinatown: um ok sorry but do I know you? Shad [1:46 PM]: Oooh, doing a little three way action now, are we? Shadman52889 [1:47 PM]: KC chinatown:ill shove a stick up your ass Shad [1:47 PM]: Sorry, I'll have to cut you off now...I don't share my pansy bitches with anyone else, and as you're going after this KC Chinatown person, I'll leave you to them. Too bad, you make a good pansy bitch too. :)
Naturally, one of the main "hot topics" for today is Janet Jackson's Peek-a-Boob "faux-pas" during the Super Bowl halftime show. Obviously, the media has had a field day, with all sorts of articles hyping on the "accidental" exposure that Justin Timberlake caused by ripping off the right part of her bodice.
What amuses me is that this was supposed to be an accident. This wasn't staged, and everyone involved is apologizing up and down for it. But geez, wasn't anyone watching? At the end, when Timberlake had his hand wrapping around Janet's waist, and then slid up, grabbed the material and pulled? Sure, she looked surprised, but maybe she's just a good actress. Or maybe Timberlake was seeing if it really was Janet, and not her brother Michael. Regardless, I have to think it was staged...mostly because most women I know don't wear a nipple shield under their clothes. (Link is NOT safe for work, children, small dogs, etc...) You'll also notice in the picture that the outfit Ms. Jackson is wearing has snaps in the bra cups. Convenient, eh?
Oh, and she has a new single coming out as well...and according to the press release, it's spreading "like wildfire". Funny, considering the timestamp on the article shows that it was published even before the game was over.
Coincidence? I think not. Staged? Most likely...
Other than that bit of excitement, the weekend over all was good. Aside from the afore mentioned Super Bowl party at Jeff and Marcia's, the kids and I had a lock-in at the YMCA Saturday night with the Indian Guides (or, as known now, the Adventure Guides. Apparently, honoring the Native American way of life, and reverence to all things nature wasn't "politically correct" so they had to change the name. Now, instead of "Great Spirit" it's "The Creator's...". But I digress...). We basically had the run of the place from closing until the next morning. We swam in the pool (or the kids did at least), shot baskets in the gym, watched movies, and ran around acting like idiots. Good fun! As a bonus, Gail managed to have a "girls night out" with some friends. They went to dinner, and a movie and had a great time. She was so happy and relaxed when we got home Sunday morning. I'll have to try and make sure she has more evenings like that.
I'm going to have to get used to writing in a journal/blog again. I kinda fell off of writing long entries like I used to, as it seemed the LiveJournal just wasn't really the place for it all. I currently have my own account, but I've always seen LJ as more of a "see what I've got" as opposed to "here's what's going on in my life" type of stage. There are several others who use it to spill out the details of their life, and that's fine. I will be keeping it, but I think just for the ability to post in other's journals, as well as placing the odd link now and then.
Oh, and I like my LJ Icon, so I have to keep that too.
I'm still working on getting the site to look the way I want, as well as getting used to pMachine as a journaling tool. Then there's the website I'm trying to do for my friend Marcia's work. And my other website, Harleyroads (which is currently in the garage for a tune up, and has been for months now. How embarrassing...). I also want to try my hand at "modding"...I've been surfing the Bit-Tech forums for weeks now, and want to get my hands dirty.
And speaking of getting my hands dirty, every time I watch American Chopper, I want to go weld/grind/build/paint/throw stuff around. I need a hobby that doesn't involve computers, and something that requires using a welding torch sounds like good fun to me!
