When It Rains, It Pours
Why is it I can go weeks without getting a single weird IM, then suddenly they just start popping out of the woodwork?
Ah well. Vulgar language ahead :)
Shadman52889 (12:23:19 AM): hey!
Shadman52889 (12:24:04 AM): asshole
Shadman52889 (12:24:12 AM): talk to me pussy
Shad (12:24:13 AM): name calling now, are we?
Shadman52889 (12:24:21 AM): yes
Shad (12:24:31 AM): Whatever floats your boat
Shadman52889 (12:25:28 AM): fuck you!
Shad (12:25:46 AM): Oh yeah? Well...you mother wears Army boots!
Shad (12:25:48 AM): so there!
Shadman52889 (12:26:00 AM): qweer
Shad (12:26:16 AM): Would you at least SPELL it correctly?
Shadman52889 (12:26:17 AM): that is stupid
Shadman52889 (12:26:24 AM): no
Shad (12:26:33 AM): what, and spelling it qweer isn't stupid?
Shadman52889 (12:26:47 AM): nope
Shadman52889 (12:27:03 AM): but you are
Shad (12:27:14 AM): I know you are but what am I?
Shadman52889 (12:28:24 AM): you are insane
Shad (12:28:49 AM): All the world's crazy but me and thee, and I'm not so sure about thee...
Shadman52889 (12:30:06 AM): yui pui tui flui
Shad (12:30:42 AM): What happened to qwerty berty jerky curses?
Shadman52889 (12:30:45 AM): i cursed you
Shadman52889 (12:32:04 AM): are you jerking off i never said jerky
Shadman52889 (12:32:25 AM): idiot
Shad (12:32:36 AM): derky?
Shadman52889 (12:32:40 AM): hahaha!!!
Shad (12:32:40 AM): lerky?
Shad (12:32:44 AM): perky!
Shadman52889 (12:33:00 AM): herty
Shadman52889 (12:33:47 AM): what are you, and imbosole?
Shadman52889 (12:34:49 AM): fuck you
Shad (12:35:22 AM): an imbecile? Is that what you meant to type?
Shad (12:35:38 AM): Considering you can't even spell the word, I guess that'd make YOU the imbecile, eh?
Shadman52889 (12:37:23 AM): are you sure about that
Shadman52889 (12:37:33 AM): huh
Shadman52889 (12:37:37 AM): huh
Shadman52889 (12:37:39 AM): huh
Shad (12:37:50 AM): ayup...pretty sure...
Shadman52889 (12:37:54 AM): jackass
Shad (12:38:16 AM): yup...still sure
Shadman52889 (12:38:53 AM): ayup...pretty sure... shithole
Shadman52889 (12:39:13 AM): Shadman52889 [9:39 PM]: jackass
Shad [9:39 PM]: yup...still sure
Shadman52889 (12:39:39 AM): your lying
Shad (12:39:44 AM): Oh, the old "cut & paste" skill...most impressive...
Shadman52889 (12:40:30 AM): you need to shut you fat mouth,O kay!!!!!
Shad (12:40:44 AM): or...what?
Shad (12:40:48 AM): You'll kick my ass?
Shad (12:40:58 AM): Look! I'm trembling in my boots!
Shadman52889 (12:41:07 AM): no ill kill you!!
Shadman52889 (12:41:16 AM): hahaha
Shadman52889 (12:41:20 AM): :(
Shad (12:41:21 AM): Wow...kill?! WOW!
Shad (12:41:58 AM): You're like...super hardcore...you skipped right over the kicking ass phase, and went right to the KILL phase..that's like jumping over the double-dog-dare and going straight for the TRIPLE-DOG-DARE!!!
Shad (12:42:04 AM): Man...you don't mess around, do you...
Shadman52889 (12:43:01 AM): im right behid you
Shadman52889 (12:43:20 AM): you looked dident you
Shadman52889 (12:43:27 AM): lol
Shadman52889 (12:43:39 AM): stupid
Shad (12:43:41 AM): No, but I did get tense...I figured you might be liking my butt, and thinking naughty things about it...
Shad (12:45:21 AM): You're still checking out my butt, aren't you....
Shadman52889 (12:45:57 AM): zzzzzzzzzzz you are so boring im geting sleepy bye asshole
Shadman52889 (12:46:24 AM): yui
Shad (12:46:33 AM): mui bui!
Shadman52889 (12:46:45 AM): zzzzzzzzzzz
Shad (12:46:47 AM): ha! Finished the curse before you did
Shadman52889 (12:46:47 AM): zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Shadman52889 (12:46:49 AM): zzzzzzzzzz
Shadman52889 (12:46:50 AM): zzzzzz
Shadman52889 (12:46:51 AM): zzzzzzzz
Shadman52889 (12:47:36 AM): i wasent curseing you idiot!!
Shad (12:47:52 AM): Mui bui yui gui!!!
Shad (12:47:55 AM): hahaha!
Shadman52889 (12:49:20 AM): feeling kind of stupid right now considering that i wasnt cursing you i was just typing letters!!!!
Shadman52889 (12:49:41 AM): hahahaha!!!
Shad (12:49:44 AM): And I wasn't?
Shad (12:49:52 AM): Hey, I thought you were going to bed?
Shadman52889 (12:49:55 AM): ?????
Shadman52889 (12:50:13 AM): no i was just messing with you!!!!
Shad (12:50:26 AM): what?! MESSING WITH ME?!
Shad (12:50:29 AM): oh my god
Shad (12:50:32 AM): I feel so used...
Shadman52889 (12:51:01 AM): im evil
Shadman52889 (12:51:11 AM): you are too
Shadman52889 (12:51:17 AM): Change Your Password
Shadman52889 (12:51:29 AM): bitch
Shad (12:51:46 AM): sniff and here I thought we had something special...something meaningful...only to realize that you're nothing but a mean, spiteful, evil person who just uses other people!
Shadman52889 (12:52:39 AM): hell yeah its the truth!!!
Shadman52889 (12:52:46 AM):
Shad (12:53:09 AM): Sorry...but I just can't go on with this kind of relationship...
Shadman52889 (12:53:14 AM): i own you now
Shad (12:53:17 AM): But we can still be friends, right?
Shadman52889 (12:54:03 AM): i love you!
Shadman52889 (12:54:24 AM): fuck me!!!!!
Shadman52889 (12:54:37 AM): now!!
Shadman52889 (12:54:45 AM): ;)
Shad (12:54:58 AM): sorry...I want to be romanced first.
Shadman52889 (12:55:28 AM): Get some Help
Shadman52889 (12:55:56 AM): you seriosly need it
Shad (12:55:58 AM): I want flowers
Shadman52889 (12:56:29 AM): you want help
Shad (12:56:41 AM): And chocolates
Shadman52889 (12:57:08 AM): and by help i mean tharapy
Shad (12:57:45 AM): And a cute pink teddybear that says "I wuv you!"...that's romantic...
Shadman52889 (12:57:51 AM): 69 69 69 69
Shadman52889 (12:58:14 AM): xxx
Shadman52889 (12:58:31 AM): xoxoxo
Shadman52889 (12:59:48 AM): lets break up
Shadman52889 (12:59:57 AM): 8-)
Shad (1:00:09 AM): I'm already seeing someone else anyways...
Shadman52889 (1:00:16 AM): fear me hahahahaha!!!
Shadman52889 (1:02:07 AM): im the devil and imgoing to shove my pitchfork up your ass
Shad (1:02:58 AM): Yeah yeah yeah....
Shadman52889 (1:03:03 AM): why do you smell like shit?
Shad (1:03:05 AM): I'm going to have to let you go now...
Shad (1:03:13 AM): you're getting boring...starting to repeat yourself...
Shad (1:03:22 AM): I'm going to go find someone new and exciting to play with!
Shad (1:03:25 AM): Good night!
Shadman52889 (1:04:01 AM): i wipe my ass with $100 bills
Auto response from Shad (1:04:01 AM): I am away from my computer right now.
Shadman52889 (1:04:11 AM): im the devil and imgoing to shove my pitchfork up your assim the devil and imgoing to shove my pitchfork up your ass
--10 minutes later... ---
Shadman52889 (1:14:49 AM): its me again
Shadman52889 (1:20:46 AM): hi
Shadman52889 (1:20:52 AM): hi
Shadman52889 (1:25:41 AM): hey
Shadman52889 (1:25:59 AM): im sorry
Shad (1:29:21 AM): Bhahahaha!!! You APOLOGIZED!!!
Shad (1:29:23 AM): Looser
Shad (1:29:39 AM): have a nice evening!