i am ski

Talk Dirty to Me!


So...I just broke the F key off my laptop. Called the help desk and said "I broke my f'ing key off."

He said "What key?"

I said "My f'in key!"

He replies "No, what letter, what key?"

So I was nice and said "My F key" and he started laughing saying "Oooh, I get it..."

In other news, I'm gonna go 80s flashback (man, it's hard to nail that f key now) tonight and go see Poison in concert. Talk dirty to me baby!!!