Sometimes Email is Just as Good
Just got this in my email:
sup rob u know who dis be jasmine damn i know u like what she doin writing me but damn i miss talkin to a nigga shit i been gone and had school so where you been at couldn't write a nigga huh? lol its koo shit i wouldnt blame you but ay i just wanted to say whats up n u still my nigga and tell yo cuz i said wud ^
you female jasmine aka lil iverson holla back black spade 1
So, in the spirit of...er...well, something, I offer a translation for all us suburbanites:
Hi Rob, this Jasmine. I know you're probably thinking "Wow, what's she doing writing me?", but I really miss talking to my friend! Gosh, I've been gone and had school and been busy. So where have you been? Couldn't write a friend, huh? LOL! It's OK, geez, I wouldn't blame you but hey, I just wanted to see how you've been, and if you're still my friend. Tell your cousin I said hello!
Your friend Jasmine, sometimes known as Iverson. Write me back my friend!
I am so easily entertained.