Forgot About This One
This one's been sitting in my mail awhile, forgot I had it...
Chingylovababy17 (3:57 PM): sup shay shay
Shad (3:57 PM): who?
Chingylovababy17 (3:58 PM): im just playin
Chingylovababy17 (3:59 PM): a/s/l
Shad (3:59 PM): what, don't you know who I am? I kinda assumed from that greeting that you did...
Chingylovababy17 (4:00 PM): WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Chingylovababy17 (4:00 PM): A/S/L
Shad (4:00 PM): WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING??!
Chingylovababy17 (4:01 PM): YOU CAN'T HEAR ME SHOUTING OR CAN YOU?
Shad (4:01 PM): Makes you wonder, doesn't it...
Chingylovababy17 (4:03 PM): SHUT UP and just answer my damn question
Shad (4:05 PM): So, am I to assume correctly then, that by you saying "sup shay shay", and then asking me my a/s/l, that you DON'T know who I am? Wow...so, does that mean, you IM every strange person with "sup shay shay"?...very very odd...
Chingylovababy17 (4:05 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKER
Shad (4:07 PM): I guess it could further be postulated that you're an ignorant ghetto gangsta wanna-be who can only resort to foul languge when forced to face the fact that he (or she maybe) is a dork?
Chingylovababy17 (4:07 PM): are you white or black?
Shad (4:08 PM): Are you green or blue?
Shad (4:08 PM): Personally, I don't think race matters...
Shad (4:08 PM): there's equal amounts of dorks in all classes...
Chingylovababy17 (4:09 PM): you are white by the way white stupid ass motherfuckas act
Shad (4:09 PM): Could be, very well could be.
Shad (4:09 PM): But, then, you must be black by the way black stupid ass mutherfuckas act, eh?
Chingylovababy17 (4:11 PM): first of all get your DAMN FACTS RIGHT because i am puerto rican mixed with black so now you need to leave the fuck alone!
Shad (4:11 PM): Hey...you started with me, remember?
Shad (4:11 PM): or did you forget already?
Chingylovababy17 (4:12 PM): i was just playin cant yall ugly motherfuckas take a damn joke, damn!
Shad (4:13 PM): Ooooh, a joke it was...then let me ask you this my Puerto-Rican-mixed-with-black friend....do you pick up the phone, dial a random number, then say "sup shay shay" to whoever answers the phone?
Shad (4:13 PM): and then expect them to give you their a/s/l, and get all upset when they don't?
Chingylovababy17 (4:15 PM): look now i am not upset because yo damn ass didnt answer my question, i think yo white ass didnt understand my question!
Shad (4:16 PM): what, you don't think I understood "WHAT IS YOUR NAME" and "A/S/L"?
Chingylovababy17 (4:16 PM): i think yo white ass didnt
Shad (4:17 PM): I understood perfectly well. I simply chose not to answer, and instead, pissed you off enough to start cursing at me...
Shad (4:17 PM): Which was my whole point really...
Shad (4:18 PM): Because it's been awhile since I'd gotten a good "A/S/L" IM from anyone....
Shad (4:18 PM): and I like to cut and paste these and send them to my friends...
Shad (4:18 PM): They're fun to laugh about.
Shad (4:18 PM): So congratulations! You're the new "A/S/L" Celebrity!!!
Chingylovababy17 (4:18 PM): i dont giva a fuck what you do to them
Chingylovababy17 (4:19 PM): wow i feel so speacial ----bitch
Shad (4:19 PM): Yes! Yes!! Keep going!
Shad (4:19 PM): it only gets better
Chingylovababy17 (4:20 PM): look now im not playin with yo dumb white ass leave me the fuck alone
Shad (4:20 PM): Well, again, you're the one who started with me, right? So I'm just playing along. This was a joke, don't you recall?
Shad (4:20 PM): And hey, at least you're keeping me amused!
Shad (4:20 PM):
Chingylovababy17 (4:21 PM): just the greeting not everything was a joke stupid ass!
Shad (4:21 PM): Oh, that's what YOU think....
Shad (4:21 PM): it's been QUITE the joke
Shad (4:21 PM): very amusing!